Broadband is like ****, Dial up is like ****

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Re: Broadband is like ****, Dial up is like ****

Post by The Curious Squid » Tue Feb 09, 2010 5:51 pm

Dial up is like a midi file, broadband is like an orchestra
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Re: Broadband is like ****, Dial up is like ****

Post by M » Tue Feb 09, 2010 5:55 pm

Dial up is a wipe down with a grubby, cold, damp flannel.
Broadband is a spa day at Champneys.
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Re: Broadband is like ****, Dial up is like ****

Post by klr » Tue Feb 09, 2010 5:55 pm

Dial-up is like being invaded by the French, broadband is like being invaded by the Germans and the Russians at the same time.



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Re: Broadband is like ****, Dial up is like ****

Post by Rum » Tue Feb 09, 2010 5:57 pm

Dial up is like:

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Broadband is like:

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Re: Broadband is like ****, Dial up is like ****

Post by Animavore » Tue Feb 09, 2010 5:59 pm

Dial-up is like having a small parasitic worm bore into your head. Broadband is like being hit by a bus.
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Re: Broadband is like ****, Dial up is like ****

Post by Clinton Huxley » Tue Feb 09, 2010 6:02 pm

Dial-up is like the Italian army advancing
Broadband is like the Italian army retreating.
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Re: Broadband is like ****, Dial up is like ****

Post by klr » Tue Feb 09, 2010 6:03 pm

Clinton Huxley wrote:Dial-up is like the Italian army advancing
Broadband is like the Italian army retreating.
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Re: Broadband is like ****, Dial up is like ****

Post by Rum » Tue Feb 09, 2010 6:04 pm

Dial up is like the Charge of the Light Brigade.

Broadband is like Hiroshima.
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Re: Broadband is like ****, Dial up is like ****

Post by Clinton Huxley » Tue Feb 09, 2010 6:08 pm

Dial-up is like using a feather
Broadband is like using a chicken.
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Re: Broadband is like ****, Dial up is like ****

Post by Animavore » Tue Feb 09, 2010 6:10 pm

Dial-up is like a cripple hobbling up the street.
Broadband is like the London City Marathon.
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Re: Broadband is like ****, Dial up is like ****

Post by Clinton Huxley » Tue Feb 09, 2010 6:13 pm

Dial-up is a ticking-off
Broadband is a thrashing
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Re: Broadband is like ****, Dial up is like ****

Post by klr » Tue Feb 09, 2010 6:14 pm

Clinton Huxley wrote:Dial-up is a ticking-off
Broadband is a thrashing
And really souped-up broadband is a damn good thrashing.
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Re: Broadband is like ****, Dial up is like ****

Post by Animavore » Tue Feb 09, 2010 6:15 pm

Dial-up is like a bit of ankle.
Broadband is full-frontal nudity.
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Re: Broadband is like ****, Dial up is like ****

Post by Clinton Huxley » Tue Feb 09, 2010 6:16 pm

Dial-up is Lady Sale
Broadband is Mad Queen Ranavalona
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Re: Broadband is like ****, Dial up is like ****

Post by Bella Fortuna » Tue Feb 09, 2010 6:26 pm

Dial-up is like Dev on a good day.
Broadband is like Dev on a bad day.
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