If you vote Tory I'm going to murder you.

[Trolldor]

I resign from this thread.

It upsets me because I am right and y'all can't see it.

Yes, we can see you on the right there, all alone.

[Pappa]

I resign from this thread.

It upsets me because I am right and y'all can't see it.

You're missing a golden opportunity to have a huge tantrum here Dev, surely you could carry on a bit longer?

[devogue]

I resign from this thread.

It upsets me because I am right and y'all can't see it.

Yes, we can see you on the right there, all alone.

I like being on the right (about some things) - I nail the lie about atheist leftyism.

[Deep Sea Isopod]

I'm still not going to vote for the Lib-Lab-Con party.

[devogue]

I'm still not going to vote for the Lib-Lab-Con party.

That sounds deliciously vaginal.

[Deep Sea Isopod]

You mean "fishy?"

[devogue]

You mean "fishy?"

No.

Lib-Lab-Con sounds like a couple of scissors sisters gyrating.

Mmmmmmmm.

I'm off to look at porn. BRB.

[floppit]

You know what? Every time I hear people talk about benefit fraud I think of farm subsidies. With the absolute exception of most hill farmers and tenant farmers (who really do need a hand) farming subsidies should really be looked into. I say this because while landowners are given tens of thousands of our pounds EACH, EACH YEAR, they can afford to event (£20K a year hobby) keep strings of horses, hunt (you'd never even guess it was banned) and party on down like it's going out of fashion. One minute on the news they plead how farming no longer pays then the next they march through London to protect hunting and I have never heard any bogger bat an eyelid! And what will the Tories do for landowners? If the last elections loud speaker promises at the Point to Points is anything to go by, resurrect hunting, increase subsidies and cut the minimum wage! Not sure what of that has changed - I doubt much.

When poor people take money everyone gets the hump but when the filthy rich swipe it who cares? After all it's so much easier to get mad at a person with bad tats, suntan lines, dodgy teeth and wearing Nike knock offs!

Labour needs a kick up the jacksy but I remember the 80's and I'm not putting Cameron in bovver boots - he is trouble.

[Horwood Beer-Master]

[Horwood Beer-Master]

[devogue]

The thing about voting Tory...it will annoy Tony Blair and people like Ed Balls.

I think ti comes down to who do you want to annoy more.

[Horwood Beer-Master]

The thing about voting Tory...it will annoy Tony Blair and people like Ed Balls.

I think ti comes down to who do you want to annoy more.

And here was me thinking it came down to who would screw-up the country the most.

[devogue]

The thing about voting Tory...it will annoy Tony Blair and people like Ed Balls.

I think ti comes down to who do you want to annoy more.

And here was me thinking it came down to who would screw-up the country the most.

They all do in the end so we might as well make it personal. Who could forget that glorious Portillo moment?

Now, Hazel Blears face could be a sight to see on an early morning in May.

[Rum]

...

Now, Hazel Blears face could be a sight to see on an early morning in May.

In the throes of orgasm?

[Horwood Beer-Master]

...They all do in the end so we might as well make it personal...

They all do - but to varying degrees.


All politicians are shit, but some politicians are more shit than others.