Cricket or water-boarding?

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Cricket or water-boarding?

Post by Gawdzilla Sama » Sat Jan 23, 2010 1:54 pm

Which would you chose?
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Re: Cricket or water-boarding?

Post by cowiz » Sat Jan 23, 2010 1:56 pm

Water boarding every time. Unless there's beer and chicks involved.
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Re: Cricket or water-boarding?

Post by devogue » Sat Jan 23, 2010 2:03 pm

Water Boarding with light sodomy.

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Re: Cricket or water-boarding?

Post by Animavore » Sat Jan 23, 2010 2:11 pm

Water-boarding with light swabbing of the urethra.
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Re: Cricket or water-boarding?

Post by Rum » Sat Jan 23, 2010 2:15 pm

Cricket - without the ball...or bat

...or field.

Just tea please.

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Post by devogue » Sat Jan 23, 2010 2:19 pm

Rum wrote:Cricket - without the ball...or bat

...or field.

Just tea please.
I like the idea of just having tea as well.

With fresh scones, clotted cream and jam. :food:

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Re: Cricket or water-boarding?

Post by Animavore » Sat Jan 23, 2010 2:22 pm

Devogue wrote:
Rum wrote:Cricket - without the ball...or bat

...or field.

Just tea please.
I like the idea of just having tea as well.

With fresh scones, clotted cream and jam. :food:
Scrap the tea and give me a freshly squeezed orange juice with Vodka :food:
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Re: Cricket or water-boarding?

Post by FBM » Sat Jan 23, 2010 2:46 pm

I'm trying to figure out how to design something called 'cricket-boarding'. It would last for an eternity and consist of equal parts of mind-cracking monotonony, thorough confusion and a ho-hum attitude towards the prospect of one's imminent demise.












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Re: Cricket or water-boarding?

Post by devogue » Sat Jan 23, 2010 2:48 pm

notFBM wrote:I'm trying to figure out how to design something called 'cricket-boarding'. It would last for an eternity and consist of equal parts of mind-cracking monotonony, thorough confusion and a ho-hum attitude towards the prospect of one's imminent demise.












And gay-assed uniforms.
Call it Eichmann's Office once you've got it all together.

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Re: Cricket or water-boarding?

Post by FBM » Sat Jan 23, 2010 2:54 pm

Devogue wrote:Call it Eichmann's Office once you've got it all together.
And no pies. :ddpan:
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Re: Cricket or water-boarding?

Post by Animavore » Tue Jan 26, 2010 11:22 am

:? That is just wrong. Even half naked painted chicks can't make cricket sexy :shudder:
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Re: Cricket or water-boarding?

Post by Pappa » Tue Jan 26, 2010 11:28 am

Water-boarding, but with spunk instead of water.
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