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Post by Elessarina » Mon Jan 18, 2010 10:36 pm

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Post by Bella Fortuna » Mon Jan 18, 2010 10:57 pm

...and his legs.

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Post by Woodbutcher » Mon Jan 18, 2010 11:54 pm

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Post by maiforpeace » Mon Jan 18, 2010 11:58 pm

For you - and welcome! :cheers:

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Post by Xamonas Chegwé » Tue Jan 19, 2010 12:05 am

So tell me, why is it called "Dueling Banjos" when it's a duet between a banjo and a guitar? Isn't that a bit twattish?
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Post by charlou » Tue Jan 19, 2010 12:10 am

Xamonas Chegwé wrote:So tell me, why is it called "Dueling Banjos" when it's a duet between a banjo and a guitar? Isn't that a bit twattish?
If we consider the banjo string in relation to the twat a la lordp's well documented take on these things, what does that say about duelling banjos? :tea:
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Post by Bella Fortuna » Tue Jan 19, 2010 12:13 am

Charlou wrote:
Xamonas Chegwé wrote:So tell me, why is it called "Dueling Banjos" when it's a duet between a banjo and a guitar? Isn't that a bit twattish?
If we consider the banjo string in relation to the twat a la lordp's well documented take on these things, what does that say about duelling banjos? :tea:
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Post by Xamonas Chegwé » Tue Jan 19, 2010 1:10 am

Bella Fortuna wrote:
Charlou wrote:
Xamonas Chegwé wrote:So tell me, why is it called "Dueling Banjos" when it's a duet between a banjo and a guitar? Isn't that a bit twattish?
If we consider the banjo string in relation to the twat a la lordp's well documented take on these things, what does that say about duelling banjos? :tea:
I think I need to go empty my spit valve...
There's some kind of :euphemism: in there, I can feel it. :dono:
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Re: Welcome twattybanjo

Post by Gawdzilla Sama » Tue Jan 19, 2010 1:15 am

Charlou wrote:
Xamonas Chegwé wrote:So tell me, why is it called "Dueling Banjos" when it's a duet between a banjo and a guitar? Isn't that a bit twattish?
If we consider the banjo string in relation to the twat a la lordp's well documented take on these things, what does that say about duelling banjos? :tea:
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Post by maiforpeace » Tue Jan 19, 2010 1:16 am

Xamonas Chegwé wrote:So tell me, why is it called "Dueling Banjos" when it's a duet between a banjo and a guitar? Isn't that a bit twattish?
Indeed. And twatty too.
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Post by Bella Fortuna » Tue Jan 19, 2010 1:16 am

Xamonas Chegwé wrote:
Bella Fortuna wrote:
Charlou wrote:
Xamonas Chegwé wrote:So tell me, why is it called "Dueling Banjos" when it's a duet between a banjo and a guitar? Isn't that a bit twattish?
If we consider the banjo string in relation to the twat a la lordp's well documented take on these things, what does that say about duelling banjos? :tea:
I think I need to go empty my spit valve...
There's some kind of :euphemism: in there, I can feel it. :dono:
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Post by Kristie » Tue Jan 19, 2010 3:16 pm

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Post by devogue » Tue Jan 19, 2010 3:51 pm

I think he thinks...meh. :(
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Post by Feck » Tue Jan 19, 2010 3:57 pm

Devogue wrote:I think he thinks...meh. :(
I think he saw your avatar Dev .
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