Dear Thierry Henry...

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Dear Thierry Henry...

Post by devogue » Thu Nov 19, 2009 4:59 pm

Semtex says Ba ba boom.

You cheating cunt.

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Re: Dear Thierry Henry...

Post by devogue » Thu Nov 19, 2009 5:01 pm

Thierry ¨Le Cunt¨ Henry (French pronunciation: [tjɛʁi ɑ̃ˈʁi]; born 17 August 1977) is a French cunt footballer who plays for Spanish La Liga club Barcelona and the cunting French national team, predominantly as a cunt.

Henry was born a cunt and remains a cunt, Essonne—a suburb of Paris—where he played for an array of local sides as a cunt and showed great promise as a cunt. He was spotted by AS Monaco in 1990 and signed instantly, making his professional debut in 1994. Good form led to an international call-up in 1998, after which he signed for the Serie A defending champions Juventus. He had a disappointing season playing on the wing, before joining Arsenal for £10.5 million in 1999; the cunt.

It was at Arsenal that Henry made his name as a cunt. Despite initially struggling in the Premier League, he emerged as Arsenal's top cunt for almost every season of his tenure there. Under long-time mentor and coach Arsène Wenger, Henry became a prolific cunt and Arsenal's all-time leading cunt with 226 goals in all competitions. The cunt won two league titles and three FA Cups with the Gunners; he was twice nominated for the FIFA World Cunt of the Year, was named the PFA Players' Cunt of the Year twice, and the Football Writers' Association Cunt of the Cunts three times. Henry spent his final two seasons with Arsenal as club captain, leading them to the UEFA Champions League final in 2006. In June 2007, after eight years with Arsenal, he transferred to Barcelona for a fee of €24 million. His first honours with the Catalan club came in 2008–09 when they won the league, cup and Champions League treble; the cunt.

Henry has enjoyed similar success with the French national squad, having won the 1998 FIFA World Cup and Euro 2000. In October 2007, he surpassed Michel Platini's record to become France's top cunt of all time. Off the pitch, as a result of his own experience, Henry is an active cunt against decency and fairness and honour. His footballing style and personality have ensured that he is one of the most commercially marketable cunts in the world; he has been featured in advertisements for Nike, Reebok, Renault, Pepsi and Gillette.
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Re: Dear Thierry Henry...

Post by Rum » Thu Nov 19, 2009 5:04 pm

:nono: :nono: And I'm not a footy fan...the bastard!


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Re: Dear Thierry Henry...

Post by klr » Thu Nov 19, 2009 5:09 pm

Devogue wrote:
Thierry ¨Le Cunt¨ Henry (French pronunciation: [tjɛʁi ɑ̃ˈʁi]; born 17 August 1977) is a French cunt footballer who plays for Spanish La Liga club Barcelona and the cunting French national team, predominantly as a cunt.

Henry was born a cunt and remains a cunt, Essonne—a suburb of Paris—where he played for an array of local sides as a cunt and showed great promise as a cunt. He was spotted by AS Monaco in 1990 and signed instantly, making his professional debut in 1994. Good form led to an international call-up in 1998, after which he signed for the Serie A defending champions Juventus. He had a disappointing season playing on the wing, before joining Arsenal for £10.5 million in 1999; the cunt.

It was at Arsenal that Henry made his name as a cunt. Despite initially struggling in the Premier League, he emerged as Arsenal's top cunt for almost every season of his tenure there. Under long-time mentor and coach Arsène Wenger, Henry became a prolific cunt and Arsenal's all-time leading cunt with 226 goals in all competitions. The cunt won two league titles and three FA Cups with the Gunners; he was twice nominated for the FIFA World Cunt of the Year, was named the PFA Players' Cunt of the Year twice, and the Football Writers' Association Cunt of the Cunts three times. Henry spent his final two seasons with Arsenal as club captain, leading them to the UEFA Champions League final in 2006. In June 2007, after eight years with Arsenal, he transferred to Barcelona for a fee of €24 million. His first honours with the Catalan club came in 2008–09 when they won the league, cup and Champions League treble; the cunt.

Henry has enjoyed similar success with the French national squad, having won the 1998 FIFA World Cup and Euro 2000. In October 2007, he surpassed Michel Platini's record to become France's top cunt of all time. Off the pitch, as a result of his own experience, Henry is an active cunt against decency and fairness and honour. His footballing style and personality have ensured that he is one of the most commercially marketable cunts in the world; he has been featured in advertisements for Nike, Reebok, Renault, Pepsi and Gillette.
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Re: Dear Thierry Henry...

Post by klr » Thu Nov 19, 2009 5:10 pm

Rumertron wrote::nono: :nono: And I'm not a footy fan...the bastard!

It doesn't get any better watching it again ... and again. :banghead:
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Re: Dear Thierry Henry...

Post by Rum » Thu Nov 19, 2009 5:11 pm

The 'hand of god' comes to mind (Footie reference to another England defeat some years ago - Mericans)

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Re: Dear Thierry Henry...

Post by klr » Thu Nov 19, 2009 5:13 pm

Rumertron wrote:The 'hand of god' comes to mind (Footie reference to another England defeat some years ago - Mericans)
No more shall Irish people laugh at the English over that incident. I never did anyway. :|~
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Re: Dear Thierry Henry...

Post by devogue » Thu Nov 19, 2009 5:23 pm

klr wrote:
Rumertron wrote:The 'hand of god' comes to mind (Footie reference to another England defeat some years ago - Mericans)
No more shall Irish people laugh at the English over that incident. I never did anyway. :|~
I still think that's hilarious. :hehe:

This springs to mind...
"How would you like that, Dougal?"

"I wouldn't like that AT ALL, Ted!."

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Re: Dear Thierry Henry...

Post by devogue » Thu Nov 19, 2009 5:53 pm

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Post by owtth » Thu Nov 19, 2009 6:02 pm

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Re: Dear Thierry Henry...

Post by Chinaski » Fri Nov 20, 2009 10:10 am

SOOOO ANGRY.
Is there for honest poverty
That hangs his heid and a' that
The coward slave, we pass him by
We dare be puir for a' that.

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Re: Dear Thierry Henry...

Post by lofuji » Fri Dec 18, 2009 1:25 am

It was a stitch-up anyway. Blatter the Prat had someone shine a laser pen in the ref's eyes at the crucial moment.
And all our yesterdays have lighted fools
The way to dusty death. Out, out brief candle
Life’s but a walking shadow, a poor player
That struts and frets his hour upon the stage
And then is heard no more. It is a tale
Told by an idiot, full of sound and fury,
Signifying nothing. [
Macbeth]

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