Today on the ToiletTM - ReduxI don't know how many of you might recall but long ago I had a thread at RD.net called Today on the ToiletTM. There everyone could regale each other with what they read each day while sitting on the pot to pee or take a dump, from the ingredients on shampoo bottles to the works of Kant. It was pretty popular until the powers that be removed it from the Book Section to the Off-Topic Section due to its perceived lack of decorum and seriousness. But i think what we read on the toilet says a lot about us and deserves to be taken seriously.
So here's your chance to impress us with what you read on the crapper today...
I'll start off. So far, I've only taken one dump today. I've been a little constipated the last few days so i knew i wouldn't want to read anything requiring deep concentration. I needed to save that concentration for pinching a loaf. So i just sorted some mail and weeded out the junkmail. That was all I had time for between winces. Then I got a phone call and had to hurry up and wipe, wash my hands, flush, pull up my pants, and run to the phone. Usually I remember to take a phone with me. But today I forgot. All in all, not much to report today. Sorry.
