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Post by Thinking Aloud » Fri Dec 04, 2009 10:01 pm

Please can I have your babies? :begging:

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Post by Fagg » Fri Dec 04, 2009 10:03 pm

Thinking Aloud wrote:Please can I have your babies? :begging:
I'd love to TA. Exactly how will that work though since we're both, ahem, men?

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Post by Bella Fortuna » Fri Dec 04, 2009 10:04 pm

Fagg wrote:
Thinking Aloud wrote:Please can I have your babies? :begging:
I'd love to TA. Exactly how will that work though since we're both, ahem, men?
I'll surrogate.
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Post by Drewish » Fri Dec 04, 2009 10:06 pm

This thread needs crazy music video awesomeness!

Nobody expects me...

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Post by Bella Fortuna » Fri Dec 04, 2009 10:06 pm

It needs to be put down like Old Yeller... :?
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Post by Fagg » Fri Dec 04, 2009 10:07 pm

Bella Fortuna wrote:
Fagg wrote:
Thinking Aloud wrote:Please can I have your babies? :begging:
I'd love to TA. Exactly how will that work though since we're both, ahem, men?
I'll surrogate.
Deal. But only if my semen is inserted the old-fashioned way. Because I'm a real man.

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Re: Hi Everybody!!!!

Post by Don't Panic » Fri Dec 04, 2009 10:07 pm

Fagg wrote:
Thinking Aloud wrote:Please can I have your babies? :begging:
I'd love to TA. Exactly how will that work though since we're both, ahem, men?
That remains to be proven FAGG. (Foddered Above Gained Gospel, for anyone who likes using a thesaurus.)
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Re: Hi Everybody!!!!

Post by Thinking Aloud » Fri Dec 04, 2009 10:07 pm

Fagg wrote:
Thinking Aloud wrote:Please can I have your babies? :begging:
I'd love to TA. Exactly how will that work though since we're both, ahem, men?
It doesn't matter. Just keep pounding in there. Something will eventually happen. :drool: :begging:

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Post by Bella Fortuna » Fri Dec 04, 2009 10:08 pm

Fagg wrote:
Bella Fortuna wrote:
Fagg wrote:
Thinking Aloud wrote:Please can I have your babies? :begging:
I'd love to TA. Exactly how will that work though since we're both, ahem, men?
I'll surrogate.
Deal. But only if my semen is inserted the old-fashioned way. Because I'm a real man.
My cloaca awaits. :ddpan:
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Post by Psi Wavefunction » Fri Dec 04, 2009 10:09 pm

So, are we fed up with Fagg yet? :coffee:

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Re: Hi Everybody!!!!

Post by Thinking Aloud » Fri Dec 04, 2009 10:09 pm

Bella Fortuna wrote:
Deal. But only if my semen is inserted the old-fashioned way. Because I'm a real man.
My cloaca awaits. :ddpan:
Oy! He's mine. :lay:

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Post by Bella Fortuna » Fri Dec 04, 2009 10:10 pm

:cry: I guess I know when I'm bested.
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Re: Hi Everybody!!!!

Post by Fagg » Fri Dec 04, 2009 10:11 pm

Cloaca? Sorry , Ill pass then. I don't have sex with amphibians. I have screwed a few marsupials but that's as low as I go.

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Post by Bella Fortuna » Fri Dec 04, 2009 10:11 pm

You don't deserve my egg sac. :hmph:
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Re: Hi Everybody!!!!

Post by Fagg » Fri Dec 04, 2009 10:12 pm

Bella Fortuna wrote:You don't deserve my egg sac. :hmph:
I've heard you've already been poached anyway.

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