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Holy hand grenade

Post by Azathoth » Wed Dec 02, 2009 10:48 pm

New useless widget from the tinfoil hatters. This one is supposed to protect you from "chemtrails". Mind control agents mixed in with aircraft contrails for those of you who don't follow the raving of the paranoid. I'm tempted to belt some out and sell them on e-bay for huge amounts of money but profiting from other peoples mental illnesses just seems a bit wrong.
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Post by The Dawktor » Thu Dec 03, 2009 11:02 am

ghatanothoa wrote: but profiting from other peoples mental illnesses just seems a bit wrong.
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Re: Holy hand grenade

Post by Feck » Thu Dec 03, 2009 11:10 am

That hand grenade wouldn't go bang :think: :lay:
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Re: Holy hand grenade

Post by Faithfree » Thu Dec 03, 2009 12:01 pm

Feck wrote:That hand grenade wouldn't go bang :think: :lay:
Obviously not - for that you need a real holy hand grenade, which is also far more effective against rogue bunnies:

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xOrgLj9lOwk&feature=fvst[/youtube]

Back to the OP - at least the martini glass wasn't harmed in the process, and later can be put to much more efective use. :martini:

What do you do with the resulting cone anyway - strap to head or genitals? :think:
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Post by Feck » Thu Dec 03, 2009 12:03 pm

4 posts into the OP wow I thought it would be the second post ...I was tempted :biggrin:
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Re: Holy hand grenade

Post by Gawdzilla Sama » Thu Dec 03, 2009 12:09 pm

Feck wrote:That hand grenade wouldn't go bang :think: :lay:
Two more ingredients and it would go bang. (In fact, ANYTHING would. :what:)
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Re: Holy hand grenade

Post by Feck » Thu Dec 03, 2009 12:10 pm

Gawdzilla wrote:
Feck wrote:That hand grenade wouldn't go bang :think: :lay:
Two more ingredients and it would go bang. (In fact, ANYTHING would. :what:)
Nice shrapnel too !
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Post by Gawdzilla Sama » Thu Dec 03, 2009 12:12 pm

Feck wrote:
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Feck wrote:That hand grenade wouldn't go bang :think: :lay:
Two more ingredients and it would go bang. (In fact, ANYTHING would. :what:)
Nice shrapnel too !
Won't show up on X-rays. Nice touch. :tup:
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Re: Holy hand grenade

Post by Thinking Aloud » Thu Dec 03, 2009 12:15 pm

ghatanothoa wrote:This one is supposed to protect you from "chemtrails". Mind control agents mixed in with aircraft contrails for those of you who don't follow the raving of the paranoid.
Urrrrgggghhh!

I first came across "chemtrails" when I was trying to find a contrail picture for a graphic I was doing. Found a whole page of photos of contrails, together with the most impressive collection of paranoia I'd ever seen. In this case they claimed that ANY plane leaving a contrail was, in fact, a government plane out to suppress them. There were photos of easily identifiable airliners in there...

I despaired... And stole one of the pics for my graphic.

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Re: Holy hand grenade

Post by Feck » Thu Dec 03, 2009 12:21 pm

Do not mock the woo or you will never recieve the healing of the violet flame held by Count of St. Germain in the other realm oh and Don't blow out candles every time you do an angel dies .
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Re: Holy hand grenade

Post by Gawdzilla Sama » Thu Dec 03, 2009 12:24 pm

Feck wrote:Do not mock the woo or you will never recieve the healing of the violet flame held by Count of St. Germain in the other realm oh and Don't blow out candles every time you do an angel dies .
I can make a bunch that burst on contact with air. We could ship them free to anyone who pays "shipping and handling" in advance.
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Re: Holy hand grenade

Post by eversbane » Thu Dec 03, 2009 6:13 pm

:funny: I thought he said, "You will need a mole."

My reaction: "I thought they used hamsters?"

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