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by Xamonas Chegwé » Fri Nov 27, 2009 1:27 am
FBM wrote:Welcome, Wolfteat...sorry, Wolfrealt,

looks like you're getting on well with the ethnics.

Ignore any and all demands for cheese tributes. This is a bacon-majority forum, and those voices are from a minory fringe cult of splitters. We, the majority, just humo(aeiou)r them.
Le bacon.

Self delusion is so painful to watch.

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by FBM » Fri Nov 27, 2009 1:32 am
Xamonas Chegwé wrote:FBM wrote:Welcome, Wolfteat...sorry, Wolfrealt,

looks like you're getting on well with the ethnics.

Ignore any and all demands for cheese tributes. This is a bacon-majority forum, and those voices are from a minory fringe cult of splitters. We, the majority, just humo(aeiou)r them.
Le bacon.

Self delusion is so painful to watch.

Self-delusion is more efficient than other-delusion. At least you know you'll get what you want.
In this case, rigid scientifically-collected and tested data in the form of a thread around here somewhere supports the bacon-first, bacon-best proposition.
Wolf...c'mon...say it....Le bacon.

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by Feck » Fri Nov 27, 2009 1:35 am
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by Xamonas Chegwé » Fri Nov 27, 2009 1:39 am
Excuse me! Bacon
first!
I think you will find that cheese was an established and respected part of this establishment long before that piggy-come-lately bacon stuck its snout in!
Why do you people always think you can rewrite history to suit your own petty ends?

A book is a version of the world. If you do not like it, ignore it; or offer your own version in return.
Salman Rushdie
You talk to God, you're religious. God talks to you, you're psychotic.
House MD
Who needs a meaning anyway, I'd settle anyday for a very fine view.
Sandy Denny
This is the wrong forum for bluffing 
Paco
Yes, yes. But first I need to show you this venomous fish!
Calilasseia
I think we should do whatever Pawiz wants.
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Bella squats momentarily then waddles on still peeing, like a horse
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by FBM » Fri Nov 27, 2009 1:43 am
Xamonas Chegwé wrote:Excuse me! Bacon
first!
I think you will find that cheese was an established and respected part of this establishment long before that piggy-come-lately bacon stuck its snout in!
Why do you people always think you can rewrite history to suit your own petty ends?

When the masses arose and overthrew the Cheesian overlords, it served to reveal that bacon
had always been the superior foodstuff in the minds
of the people. We were simply exposing the charade!!
Le bacon.
Le bacon first.
Le bacon best.
Le bacon always.
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by Feck » Fri Nov 27, 2009 1:49 am
Xamonas Chegwé wrote:Excuse me! Bacon
first!
I think you will find that cheese was an established and respected part of this establishment long before that piggy-come-lately bacon stuck its snout in!
Why do you people always think you can rewrite history to suit your own petty ends?

We respect the heritage of cheese but that IS history 2 polls Bacon first
BTW do put pineapple and sweetcorn on Pizza as well ?

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by Don't Panic » Fri Nov 27, 2009 3:19 am
Welcome Wolfrealt, nice to have another Munster man here.

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by Elessarina » Fri Nov 27, 2009 11:29 am
Welcome

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by devogue » Fri Nov 27, 2009 11:37 am
Fucking cheese, bacon, pineapple etc. fucking meme. Fuck off.

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by Gawdzilla Sama » Fri Nov 27, 2009 11:40 am
Derogue wrote:Fucking cheese, bacon, pineapple etc. fucking meme. Fuck off.

I blame Darwin.
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by wolfréalt » Fri Nov 27, 2009 12:01 pm
Hmmm.... It appears I'm an estate agent in Louisiana. Thats a floody part of the world also, whats going on here? I should be wolfrÉalt but because I'm a big follower of the First law of Thermodynamics, then to waste what finite energy I have using 2 keys to type réalt isn't an option.
PS thinly sliced, well roasted pig is the job!!!!!

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by devogue » Fri Nov 27, 2009 12:03 pm
wolfrealt wrote:Hmmm.... It appears I'm an estate agent in Louisiana. Thats a floody part of the world also, whats going on here? I should be wolfrÉalt but because I'm a big follower of the First law of Thermodynamics, then to waste what finite energy I have using 2 keys to type réalt isn't an option.
PS thinly sliced, well roasted pig is the job!!!!!

Seven posts in a day is piss-poor. Sort it out!

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by Gawdzilla Sama » Fri Nov 27, 2009 12:13 pm
wolfrealt wrote:Hmmm.... It appears I'm an estate agent in Louisiana. Thats a floody part of the world also, whats going on here? I should be wolfrÉalt but because I'm a big follower of the First law of Thermodynamics, then to waste what finite energy I have using 2 keys to type réalt isn't an option.
PS thinly sliced, well roasted pig is the job!!!!!

wolfréalt is doable. You want me to fix your username? (You can copy and paste if it into the login if you don't want the forum to "remember" you.
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by wolfréalt » Fri Nov 27, 2009 12:16 pm
Nice one Gawdzy go for it Cheers!!!
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