Michael Owen - Uber Cunt

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Re: Michael Owen - Uber Cunt

Post by devogue » Thu Oct 22, 2009 9:35 am

Chauncey Gardner wrote:Wasn't michael owen available on a free transfer from newscastle and liverpool (specifically benitez) turned him down?
That absolutely and utterly isn't the point.

Benitez let Owen go in 2004 for two major reasons. Firstly, he didn't fit with the style of play and formation Benitez likes to use (Owen is a lethal scorer but his all round play is lacking) and secondly Benitez quickly understood that Owen had been fucking the club about for a number of years in order to wring out a giant contract - he saw through the bastard within weeks of taking over from Houllier (who treated Owen with kid gloves) and called his bluff.

Benitez then progressed with Liverpool and had two so called chances to resign Owen - the first was after Real dumped him but they were looking stupid money and Owen's contract demands were again too high, and then this summer after Liverpool had their best league season in almost 20 years and Owen was five years older than when Benitez got rid of him.

Also, Benitez absolutely had the measure of the man - for all Rafa's faults (fucking Lucas for one) he knows about the heart and soul of Liverpool, just as Bobby Charlton knows about the heart and soul of Man Utd.

Benitez brought back Fowler who was waaaaaaaaaaaaay past his best but his decision was a nod to the history of the club, a favour to Carragher and Gerard and a reminder to all the new players he had brought in at the time about what a true Liverpool legend was - Benitez saw that Fowler's presence alone would boost the squad, if not his on-field contribution.

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Re: Michael Owen - Uber Cunt

Post by Chauncey Gardner » Thu Oct 22, 2009 12:13 pm

Devogue wrote:
Chauncey Gardner wrote:Wasn't michael owen available on a free transfer from newscastle and liverpool (specifically benitez) turned him down?
That absolutely and utterly isn't the point.

Benitez let Owen go in 2004 for two major reasons. Firstly, he didn't fit with the style of play and formation Benitez likes to use (Owen is a lethal scorer but his all round play is lacking) and secondly Benitez quickly understood that Owen had been fucking the club about for a number of years in order to wring out a giant contract - he saw through the bastard within weeks of taking over from Houllier (who treated Owen with kid gloves) and called his bluff.

Benitez then progressed with Liverpool and had two so called chances to resign Owen - the first was after Real dumped him but they were looking stupid money and Owen's contract demands were again too high, and then this summer after Liverpool had their best league season in almost 20 years and Owen was five years older than when Benitez got rid of him.

Also, Benitez absolutely had the measure of the man - for all Rafa's faults (fucking Lucas for one) he knows about the heart and soul of Liverpool, just as Bobby Charlton knows about the heart and soul of Man Utd.

Benitez brought back Fowler who was waaaaaaaaaaaaay past his best but his decision was a nod to the history of the club, a favour to Carragher and Gerard and a reminder to all the new players he had brought in at the time about what a true Liverpool legend was - Benitez saw that Fowler's presence alone would boost the squad, if not his on-field contribution.
are you saying owen is a cunt because real madrid wanted too much money for him or that rafa didn't think he fitted into his team plans?

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Re: Michael Owen - Uber Cunt

Post by devogue » Thu Oct 22, 2009 12:21 pm

Chauncey Gardner wrote:
Devogue wrote:
Chauncey Gardner wrote:Wasn't michael owen available on a free transfer from newscastle and liverpool (specifically benitez) turned him down?
That absolutely and utterly isn't the point.

Benitez let Owen go in 2004 for two major reasons. Firstly, he didn't fit with the style of play and formation Benitez likes to use (Owen is a lethal scorer but his all round play is lacking) and secondly Benitez quickly understood that Owen had been fucking the club about for a number of years in order to wring out a giant contract - he saw through the bastard within weeks of taking over from Houllier (who treated Owen with kid gloves) and called his bluff.

Benitez then progressed with Liverpool and had two so called chances to resign Owen - the first was after Real dumped him but they were looking stupid money and Owen's contract demands were again too high, and then this summer after Liverpool had their best league season in almost 20 years and Owen was five years older than when Benitez got rid of him.

Also, Benitez absolutely had the measure of the man - for all Rafa's faults (fucking Lucas for one) he knows about the heart and soul of Liverpool, just as Bobby Charlton knows about the heart and soul of Man Utd.

Benitez brought back Fowler who was waaaaaaaaaaaaay past his best but his decision was a nod to the history of the club, a favour to Carragher and Gerard and a reminder to all the new players he had brought in at the time about what a true Liverpool legend was - Benitez saw that Fowler's presence alone would boost the squad, if not his on-field contribution.
how is owen a cunt because real wanted too much money for him?
Non sequitur.

Owen is a cunt for fucking Liverpool about in the first place, realising he had made a mistake and then insinuating on his website how nasty, nasty Liverpool refused to pay Madrid's asking price to bring him back when it went tits up for him there. In an era of mercenary footballers he is the ultimate mercenary.

I would be interested to hear a Man Utd fan's feelings about Owen's comments quoted in the OP.

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Re: Michael Owen - Uber Cunt

Post by owtth » Fri Oct 23, 2009 7:22 pm

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AshtonBlack wrote:I dunno, I think the vast majority of EPL players are mercenary cunts. The only "move" based on advice from agents, now-a-days, rather than a love for a club.
Not all, there are exceptions, but still..... cunts.*
Amongst the very talented, yeah there are a lot of mercenary players, (personally I think most blame lies with agents)but many footballers on many teams are not mercenary, I could trot out Liverpool players that are loyal but to prove a point I'll mention Utd players, Giggs for one, and that wanker Scholes (sorry, can't resist), there are many players who would be held in much higher regard internationally if they had taken the money and made a big money move, Carlos Puyol for Barcelona, even though he is now probably on the decline,at his peak was one of the best defenders I've ever seen but he'll never be ranked amongst the best cause there was a never a chance of him going to another team. On the other hand the player who has generated the most in transfer fees (although with the summer's splurging this may be out of date) is Nicholas Anelka, Nicholas FUCKING Anelka!! Look under mercenary in the dictionary and his photo is there
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Re: Michael Owen - Uber Cunt

Post by Animavore » Fri Oct 23, 2009 7:25 pm

I heard today that Michael Owen was out for the rest of the season with a ligament injury...



Imagine my disappointment when I heard it was a different Michael Owen who plays rugby for Saracens :(
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Re: Michael Owen - Uber Cunt

Post by owtth » Fri Oct 23, 2009 10:58 pm

Animavore wrote:I heard today that Michael Owen was out for the rest of the season with a ligament injury...



Imagine my disappointment when I heard it was a different Michael Owen who plays rugby for Saracens :(
The exact same thing happened to me but it was cut short once I realised I had clicked on the rugby union page of the bbc, I guess it was god punishing us for our schadenfreude. Evil yet just deity, gotta love em.
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Re: Michael Owen - Uber Cunt

Post by devogue » Tue Oct 27, 2009 5:55 pm

2-0

Sicken the bastard.

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Re: Michael Owen - Uber Cunt

Post by J.A.Poisson » Tue Nov 03, 2009 11:47 am

I'm trying to find the quote and failing but the worst thing was when he signed for ManU he claimed it wouldn't be a problem because almost everyone he played with at Liverpool had moved to other clubs since he left anyway.

Yeah, Dingus, that's why the fans can't stand you, because you don't even recognize that they exist.

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Re: Michael Owen - Uber Cunt

Post by Faithfree » Tue Nov 03, 2009 2:03 pm

J.A.Poisson wrote:I'm trying to find the quote and failing but the worst thing was when he signed for ManU he claimed it wouldn't be a problem because almost everyone he played with at Liverpool had moved to other clubs since he left anyway.

Yeah, Dingus, that's why the fans can't stand you, because you don't even recognize that they exist.
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Back to topic, I'll confess I've never heard of Michael Owen. :dono:
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Re: Michael Owen - Uber Cunt

Post by klr » Tue Nov 03, 2009 2:06 pm

Faithfree wrote:
J.A.Poisson wrote:I'm trying to find the quote and failing but the worst thing was when he signed for ManU he claimed it wouldn't be a problem because almost everyone he played with at Liverpool had moved to other clubs since he left anyway.

Yeah, Dingus, that's why the fans can't stand you, because you don't even recognize that they exist.
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Back to topic, I'll confess I've never heard of Michael Owen. :dono:
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Re: Michael Owen - Uber Cunt

Post by Animavore » Tue Nov 03, 2009 2:14 pm

Faithfree wrote:
J.A.Poisson wrote:I'm trying to find the quote and failing but the worst thing was when he signed for ManU he claimed it wouldn't be a problem because almost everyone he played with at Liverpool had moved to other clubs since he left anyway.

Yeah, Dingus, that's why the fans can't stand you, because you don't even recognize that they exist.
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Back to topic, I'll confess I've never heard of Michael Owen. :dono:
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Re: Michael Owen - Uber Cunt

Post by J.A.Poisson » Tue Nov 03, 2009 2:18 pm

So, Devogue, what do you think is going on at Liverpool right now? Should Rafa go or stay?

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Re: Michael Owen - Uber Cunt

Post by devogue » Tue Nov 03, 2009 2:19 pm

J.A.Poisson wrote:So, Devogue, what do you think is going on at Liverpool right now? Should Rafa go or stay?
The wanker should be fired immediately and he should be forced to buy out the contracts of all the shit he has bought with his own money. I've supported him for years but enough is enough.

Mourinho should be brought in.

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Re: Michael Owen - Uber Cunt

Post by J.A.Poisson » Tue Nov 03, 2009 2:24 pm

Devogue wrote:The wanker should be fired immediately and he should be forced to buy out the contracts of all the shit he has bought with his own money. I've supported him for years but enough is enough.
Even after the second half of last season?

He's had an average of £16m to spend per year since he arrived to overhaul the entire squad. Torres, Monstermasch, Aquilani and Johnson all cost more than that. Add Gerrard and Carragher, and that still leaves 18 european squad places to be filled on at most £16m total. It's hardly surprising there's some crap in there is it?
Mourinho should be brought in.
Do you think he'd take the job?

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Re: Michael Owen - Uber Cunt

Post by devogue » Tue Nov 03, 2009 3:39 pm

J.A.Poisson wrote:
Devogue wrote:The wanker should be fired immediately and he should be forced to buy out the contracts of all the shit he has bought with his own money. I've supported him for years but enough is enough.
Even after the second half of last season?

He's had an average of £16m to spend per year since he arrived to overhaul the entire squad. Torres, Monstermasch, Aquilani and Johnson all cost more than that. Add Gerrard and Carragher, and that still leaves 18 european squad places to be filled on at most £16m total. It's hardly surprising there's some crap in there is it?
In five years he has signed 76 players for £229 million. The difference between Ferguson and Benitez's spending is £30 million, or one Berbatov - yet United's squad is miles deeper and more competent than Benitez's. And if Wenger is brought in to the equation it's much worse.

Look at the shit in Liverpool's first team squad - the witless Lucas, the headless fucking chicken that is Kuyt (cost £2 million less than Ronaldo!), the useless Voronin and N'gog, the underperforming Babel (do you think Ferguson would spend £10 million on a player and let him arse about like he has) and on and on and on...

Carragher and Gerard have now moved to beyond their prime, there is no one coming through - by this stage of Ferguson's reign in 1992 he was seriously challenging for the league. Liverpool are going nowhere.

Mourinho should be brought in.
Do you think he'd take the job?
Yes. He wants back in the Prem and there are only a couple of clubs he would come back to. Liverpool is one of them and he's not going to hang around for Ferguson to retire.

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