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Re: Are you ready for lulz?

Post by FBM » Fri Oct 30, 2009 1:20 am

RappingAgnostic wrote:Thanks to everyone for welcoming me! :cheers:

I haz no bacon....
Get thee to a 7-11!
But I do have cheesecake.
Ah. Yes. Just leave that here with me while you go out for bacon... :shifty:
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Re: Are you ready for lulz?

Post by Kristie » Fri Oct 30, 2009 1:22 am

MBF wrote:
RappingAgnostic wrote:Thanks to everyone for welcoming me! :cheers:

I haz no bacon....
Get thee to a 7-11!
But I do have cheesecake.
Ah. Yes. Just leave that here with me while you go out for bacon... :shifty:
NO way buddy! I'm the pregnant one, I get the cheesecake! :lay:
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Re: Are you ready for lulz?

Post by FBM » Fri Oct 30, 2009 1:26 am

FIO wrote:
MBF wrote:
RappingAgnostic wrote:Thanks to everyone for welcoming me! :cheers:

I haz no bacon....
Get thee to a 7-11!
But I do have cheesecake.
Ah. Yes. Just leave that here with me while you go out for bacon... :shifty:
NO way buddy! I'm the pregnant one, I get the cheesecake! :lay:
You're like, what, 3 months now? That baby would only be put at risk by cheesecake at this point. The intensity of deliciousness may alter its development. Trust me, I know a Dawktor. :mrgreen:
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Re: Are you ready for lulz?

Post by Kristie » Fri Oct 30, 2009 1:29 am

MBF wrote:
FIO wrote:
MBF wrote:
RappingAgnostic wrote:Thanks to everyone for welcoming me! :cheers:

I haz no bacon....
Get thee to a 7-11!
But I do have cheesecake.
Ah. Yes. Just leave that here with me while you go out for bacon... :shifty:
NO way buddy! I'm the pregnant one, I get the cheesecake! :lay:
You're like, what, 3 months now? That baby would only be put at risk by cheesecake at this point. The intensity of deliciousness may alter its development. Trust me, I know a Dawktor. :mrgreen:
I NEED CHEESECAKE!!!!

You may be putting yourself at risk if you come between me and the intense deliciousness of cheesecake!
:pissed: :food: :drool: :yawn: :|~
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Re: Are you ready for lulz?

Post by FBM » Fri Oct 30, 2009 1:33 am

FIO wrote:You may be putting yourself at risk if you come between me and the intense deliciousness of cheesecake!
:pissed: :food: :drool: :yawn: :|~

:shock: I'm quite sure the Dawktor would advise me against that particular move...

:stretcher:
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Re: Are you ready for lulz?

Post by Kristie » Fri Oct 30, 2009 1:36 am

MBF wrote:
FIO wrote:You may be putting yourself at risk if you come between me and the intense deliciousness of cheesecake!
:pissed: :food: :drool: :yawn: :|~

:shock: I'm quite sure the Dawktor would advise me against that particular move...

:stretcher:
:levi:
Now, where's this cheesecake we keep talking about. :food:
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Re: Are you ready for lulz?

Post by FBM » Fri Oct 30, 2009 1:38 am

FIO wrote:
MBF wrote:
FIO wrote:You may be putting yourself at risk if you come between me and the intense deliciousness of cheesecake!
:pissed: :food: :drool: :yawn: :|~

:shock: I'm quite sure the Dawktor would advise me against that particular move...

:stretcher:
:levi:
Now, where's this cheesecake we keep talking about. :food:
I promise I never received it!! Ask RA!

Oh, look! There's Kim Jong Il!

:leave:
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Re: Are you ready for lulz?

Post by Kristie » Fri Oct 30, 2009 1:39 am

MBF wrote:
FIO wrote:
MBF wrote:
FIO wrote:You may be putting yourself at risk if you come between me and the intense deliciousness of cheesecake!
:pissed: :food: :drool: :yawn: :|~

:shock: I'm quite sure the Dawktor would advise me against that particular move...

:stretcher:
:levi:
Now, where's this cheesecake we keep talking about. :food:
I promise I never received it!! Ask RA!

Oh, look! There's Kim Jong Il!

:leave:
I'm probably going to have to make my own damn cheesecake now! :lay: And I'm not sharing! :razzle:
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Re: Are you ready for lulz?

Post by FBM » Fri Oct 30, 2009 1:42 am

FIO wrote:I'm probably going to have to make my own damn cheesecake now! :lay: And I'm not sharing! :razzle:
But...but...but...cheesecake is such a rarity over here...I feel so cold...lonely...unloved.... :begging: *sniff*
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Re: Are you ready for lulz?

Post by Kristie » Fri Oct 30, 2009 1:43 am

MBF wrote:
FIO wrote:I'm probably going to have to make my own damn cheesecake now! :lay: And I'm not sharing! :razzle:
But...but...but...cheesecake is such a rarity over here...I feel so cold...lonely...unloved.... :begging: *sniff*
I could come warm you up, keep you company and give you big kisses, but I'm not sharing my cheesecake. :hehe:
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Re: Are you ready for lulz?

Post by maiforpeace » Fri Oct 30, 2009 1:50 am

FIO wrote:
MBF wrote:
FIO wrote:I'm probably going to have to make my own damn cheesecake now! :lay: And I'm not sharing! :razzle:
But...but...but...cheesecake is such a rarity over here...I feel so cold...lonely...unloved.... :begging: *sniff*
I could come warm you up, keep you company and give you big kisses, but I'm not sharing my cheesecake. :hehe:
I made the best cheesecake a few weeks ago. Cheesecake freezes really well, so I froze individual pieces for defrosting and eating later. I confess, when I saw the stock of cheesecake getting lower in the freezer, I hid a couple of pieces where my husband couldn't find them. :oops:
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Re: Are you ready for lulz?

Post by Kristie » Fri Oct 30, 2009 1:52 am

maiforpeace wrote:
FIO wrote:
MBF wrote:
FIO wrote:I'm probably going to have to make my own damn cheesecake now! :lay: And I'm not sharing! :razzle:
But...but...but...cheesecake is such a rarity over here...I feel so cold...lonely...unloved.... :begging: *sniff*
I could come warm you up, keep you company and give you big kisses, but I'm not sharing my cheesecake. :hehe:
I made the best cheesecake a few weeks ago. Cheesecake freezes really well, so I froze individual pieces for defrosting and eating later. I confess, when I saw the stock of cheesecake getting lower in the freezer, I hid a couple of pieces where my husband couldn't find them. :oops:
He should just consider himself lucky that you shared at all!
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Re: Are you ready for lulz?

Post by FBM » Fri Oct 30, 2009 2:04 am

FIO wrote:I could come warm you up, keep you company and give you big kisses, but I'm not sharing my cheesecake. :hehe:
:lay:

I'll trade you a squid. :noteuphemism: ( :euphemism: ) and some kimchee...
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Re: Are you ready for lulz?

Post by Xamonas Chegwé » Fri Oct 30, 2009 2:40 am

Welcome to Ratz RA. Ignore MBF's pleas for cheesecake - ever since his doctor told him he was impotent, he's been thinking it meant he can throw his weight around here - we haven't the heart to tell him! :hehe:
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Re: Are you ready for lulz?

Post by FBM » Fri Oct 30, 2009 2:50 am

Xamonas Chegwé wrote:Welcome to Ratz RA. Ignore MBF's pleas for cheesecake - ever since his doctor told him he was impotent, he's been thinking it meant he can throw his weight around here - we haven't the heart to tell him! :hehe:
:Erasb: Cheese-eaters are doody-heads.
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