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Red light? What red light?

Post by Xamonas Chegwé » Tue Oct 20, 2009 7:00 pm

This guy is the luckiest bastard alive!

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/europe/8317030.stm
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Post by Horwood Beer-Master » Tue Oct 20, 2009 7:03 pm

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Re: Red light? What red light?

Post by klr » Tue Oct 20, 2009 7:04 pm

Xamonas Chegwé wrote:This guy is the luckiest bastard alive!

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/europe/8317030.stm
And one of the most stupid. He obviously never looked left properly ... :shock:
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Post by Xamonas Chegwé » Tue Oct 20, 2009 7:05 pm

Horwood Beer-Master wrote:In Soviet Russia, bus rides you!
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Post by Gawdzilla Sama » Tue Oct 20, 2009 7:07 pm

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Post by Sma11wood » Wed Oct 21, 2009 6:01 am

This happened in Melbourne a few days ago.

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Post by Trolldor » Wed Oct 21, 2009 8:32 am

Sma11wood wrote:This happened in Melbourne a few days ago.
Here's the finding of your investigation Reese:
"Dumbass mother not watching Baby - Not even going so far as to PUT THE FUCKING BREAKS ON"
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Re: Red light? What red light?

Post by Pappa » Wed Oct 21, 2009 8:45 am

klr wrote:
Xamonas Chegwé wrote:This guy is the luckiest bastard alive!

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/europe/8317030.stm
And one of the most stupid. He obviously never looked left properly ... :shock:
It looks like he did, but then started running towards the bus rather than away. :think:
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Re: Red light? What red light?

Post by charlou » Wed Oct 21, 2009 9:02 am

Sma11wood wrote:This happened in Melbourne a few days ago.
I saw the security cam footage and could just imagine the horror that mother felt in those moments. Fuck.
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Post by Horwood Beer-Master » Wed Oct 21, 2009 9:36 am

Pappa wrote:
klr wrote:
Xamonas Chegwé wrote:This guy is the luckiest bastard alive!

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/europe/8317030.stm
And one of the most stupid. He obviously never looked left properly ... :shock:
It looks like he did, but then started running towards the bus rather than away. :think:
To be fair, he was probably expecting the bus to actually stop (like it normally would have).

It's a bit hard on pedestrians to ask them to factor-in the possibility of total brake failure when deciding whether it's safe to cross. It's not like it's an everyday occurrence.
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Post by FBM » Wed Oct 21, 2009 9:53 am

Charlou wrote:
Sma11wood wrote:This happened in Melbourne a few days ago.
I saw the security cam footage and could just imagine the horror that mother felt in those moments. Fuck.
No shit. Can you imagine? :worried:
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Re: Red light? What red light?

Post by Gawdzilla Sama » Wed Oct 21, 2009 10:06 am

FBM wrote:
Charlou wrote:
Sma11wood wrote:This happened in Melbourne a few days ago.
I saw the security cam footage and could just imagine the horror that mother felt in those moments. Fuck.
No shit. Can you imagine? :worried:
I wonder if the train guy has slept yet?
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Post by Horwood Beer-Master » Wed Oct 21, 2009 10:33 am

Gawdzilla wrote:
FBM wrote:
Charlou wrote:
Sma11wood wrote:This happened in Melbourne a few days ago.
I saw the security cam footage and could just imagine the horror that mother felt in those moments. Fuck.
No shit. Can you imagine? :worried:
I wonder if the train guy has slept yet?
I wonder if he's moved yet. He may still be sat rigid at the controls of the train even now.
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Post by Gawdzilla Sama » Wed Oct 21, 2009 10:34 am

Horwood Beer-Master wrote:
Gawdzilla wrote:
FBM wrote:
Charlou wrote:
Sma11wood wrote:This happened in Melbourne a few days ago.
I saw the security cam footage and could just imagine the horror that mother felt in those moments. Fuck.
No shit. Can you imagine? :worried:
I wonder if the train guy has slept yet?
I wonder if he's moved yet. He may still be sat rigid at the controls of the train even now.
If he's not having hysterics.
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Re: Red light? What red light?

Post by Animavore » Wed Oct 21, 2009 10:50 am

:shock: That is one lucky kid. And I thought that guy was lucky with the truck trailer going over him last year (can't find it on YouTube :( ).
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