6 year old loose in a balloon

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6 year old loose in a balloon

Post by owtth » Thu Oct 15, 2009 7:09 pm

http://www.9news.com/video/player_live.aspx

A six year old child has taken off in his dad's home made hot air balloon, he's heading south from Denver at about 800 meters altitude.
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Post by Gawdzilla Sama » Thu Oct 15, 2009 7:10 pm

On it.

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Post by Animavore » Thu Oct 15, 2009 7:16 pm

:hilarious: No sympathy. I like it.
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Re: 6 year old loose in a balloon

Post by owtth » Thu Oct 15, 2009 7:17 pm

That was my first reaction, then I thought beat the crap out of the parents, then I thought he's gonna die in his dad's homemade UFO and his folks will suffer enough, now I'm thinking there is no way that thing is coming down safely.

To make things slightly more amusing his name is Falcon, I shit you not.
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Post by Gawdzilla Sama » Thu Oct 15, 2009 7:25 pm

owtth wrote:That was my first reaction, then I thought beat the crap out of the parents, then I thought he's gonna die in his dad's homemade UFO and his folks will suffer enough, now I'm thinking there is no way that thing is coming down safely.

To make things slightly more amusing his name is Falcon, I shit you not.
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Re: 6 year old loose in a balloon

Post by owtth » Thu Oct 15, 2009 7:29 pm

Frosty? :think:
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Post by Gawdzilla Sama » Thu Oct 15, 2009 7:31 pm

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Re: 6 year old loose in a balloon

Post by owtth » Thu Oct 15, 2009 7:38 pm

AAaaaaah.


Anyway it's on the ground and looks far too small to have been able to lift a child.
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Re: 6 year old loose in a balloon

Post by klr » Thu Oct 15, 2009 7:39 pm

Gawdzilla wrote:
owtth wrote:That was my first reaction, then I thought beat the crap out of the parents, then I thought he's gonna die in his dad's homemade UFO and his folks will suffer enough, now I'm thinking there is no way that thing is coming down safely.

To make things slightly more amusing his name is Falcon, I shit you not.
Keep the Snowman out of this, please.
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Post by Trolldor » Thu Oct 15, 2009 7:43 pm

Common sense anyone?

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Re: 6 year old loose in a balloon

Post by owtth » Thu Oct 15, 2009 7:53 pm

Home made balloon on the ground, no kid present. I guess god intervened and took him to a better place, like Montana
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Re: 6 year old loose in a balloon

Post by Trolldor » Thu Oct 15, 2009 7:56 pm

Just... just how fucking retarded can you be? At the very least you're supposed to WEIGH THE FUCKING THING DOWN.
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Re: 6 year old loose in a balloon

Post by devogue » Thu Oct 15, 2009 8:00 pm

I really hope this doesn't end the way it looks like it's going to.

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Re: 6 year old loose in a balloon

Post by Gawdzilla Sama » Thu Oct 15, 2009 8:07 pm

Devogue wrote:I really hope this doesn't end the way it looks like it's going to.
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Re: 6 year old loose in a balloon

Post by owtth » Thu Oct 15, 2009 8:21 pm

Well there's only a few ways of looking at this;

Either the kid baled early on and is stuck up a tree with the neighbourhood kitty, or he, for some quasi understandable reason, decided to leave when it got too cold and is now fertiliser, or he never existed in the first place and we have all been trolled by the experts. Sadly I'm leaning towards the fertiliser aspect as I know damn well people are stupid enough to leave their kids around machines that can kill them. :lay:
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