However, they screwed up and released the images from the Clementine mission and we have them now. Pictures like this prove that life exists on the Moon!
So, we have to stop bombing the Moon, stop pretending it's not inhabited by what are no doubt very advanced civilizations, stop pretending it's anything but what it really is, the command ship for the alien race that colonized Earth 4.5 billion years ago and have been shepherding the human race along ever since, picking us up and dusting us off every time we manage to destroy one of the dozens of advanced civilization that have flourished on Earth since they first kicked started life here! People, tell Obama to make them stop before he starts a war with our space brothers!
No ......that's too good ....From ATS ?
(I probably half-remembered similar rants over there, and stole freely. Fuck 'em.)