If you vote Tory I'm going to murder you.

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If you vote Tory I'm going to murder you.

Post by Horwood Beer-Master » Thu Oct 08, 2009 9:53 pm

Seriously. :what:
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Post by Gawdzilla Sama » Thu Oct 08, 2009 9:56 pm

What if we vote Very Silly?
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Post by Xamonas Chegwé » Thu Oct 08, 2009 9:56 pm

Horwood Beer-Master wrote:Seriously. :what:
I would guess that you will need some heavy ordnance to follow up on that claim come the next election. Better speak to Zilla. Privately. :tea:
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Post by Horwood Beer-Master » Thu Oct 08, 2009 9:57 pm

Gawdzilla wrote:What if we vote Very Silly?
It's not your election. You can vote how you like. :dono:
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Post by Gawdzilla Sama » Thu Oct 08, 2009 10:04 pm

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Horwood Beer-Master wrote:Seriously. :what:
I would guess that you will need some heavy ordnance to follow up on that claim come the next election. Better speak to Zilla. Privately. :tea:
We're not talking bunkers here. Cluster bombs would be the choice.
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Post by The Dawktor » Thu Oct 08, 2009 10:23 pm

Good luck with that Horwood! ;)
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Post by AshtonBlack » Thu Oct 08, 2009 10:25 pm

LibDem, probably, but I've got to get myself on the electoral roll.

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Post by Elessarina » Fri Oct 09, 2009 7:33 am

Horwood Beer-Master wrote:Seriously. :what:

and Labour is a better option?

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Post by JimC » Fri Oct 09, 2009 7:59 am

In Oz, the Liberals are our Tory equivalent...

They are an appalling rabble

The Australian Labour Party is a marginally less appalling rabble...

There should be a JimC Party! :lay:
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Post by Mishakal » Fri Oct 09, 2009 8:02 am

Since I'm not in the UK I couldn't vote Tory even if I wanted too, (and I wouldn't since they don't have that sex kitten Margaret Thatcher anymores... ;) )
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Post by Pappa » Fri Oct 09, 2009 9:41 am

If I voted Tory I'd kill myself, so no need to trouble yourself HBM.
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Post by Clinton Huxley » Fri Oct 09, 2009 9:42 am

Some of my very own acquaintiances are toying with the idea :nono:

It's like they've forgotten the 80s....
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Post by Chinaski » Fri Oct 09, 2009 9:44 am

They the ones who want soldiers in classrooms?
Is there for honest poverty
That hangs his heid and a' that
The coward slave, we pass him by
We dare be puir for a' that.

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Post by Clinton Huxley » Fri Oct 09, 2009 9:45 am

FrigidSymphony wrote:They the ones who want soldiers in classrooms?
It's these bastards.....

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Post by Animavore » Fri Oct 09, 2009 9:46 am

Why would anyone want to vote Tory? :?

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