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by meex » Thu Oct 01, 2009 3:49 pm
irreligionist wrote:

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by meex » Thu Oct 01, 2009 3:49 pm
Woodbutcher wrote:Welcome, Meex! This is about as serious as it gets.
Thank you for the welcome.
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by meex » Thu Oct 01, 2009 3:51 pm
Feck wrote:Hello Meex we want to know everything about you ? also pictures and witness statements are required .

Ryo can give you a witness statement and explanation of my character.
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by meex » Thu Oct 01, 2009 3:52 pm
Gawdzilla wrote:Feck wrote:Hello Meex we want to know everything about you ? also pictures and witness statements are required .

Blood, stool and semen sample as well. (Bloody court orders.

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Outrageous.
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by meex » Thu Oct 01, 2009 3:53 pm
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by Gawdzilla Sama » Thu Oct 01, 2009 3:53 pm
meex wrote:Gawdzilla wrote:Feck wrote:Hello Meex we want to know everything about you ? also pictures and witness statements are required .

Blood, stool and semen sample as well. (Bloody court orders.

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Outrageous.
The courts are getting snotty these days.

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by Beelzebub2 » Thu Oct 01, 2009 6:14 pm
meex wrote:Feck wrote:Hello Meex we want to know everything about you ? also pictures and witness statements are required .

Ryo can give you a witness statement and explanation of my character.
He's vile as a serpent, sneaky as a hyena, perilous as a vulture. One move of his nostrils is enough to kill a man. Do not approach him unless you want a free foot massage.

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by Bella Fortuna » Thu Oct 01, 2009 6:15 pm
Jeremy Clarkson for Prime Minister wrote:meex wrote:Feck wrote:Hello Meex we want to know everything about you ? also pictures and witness statements are required .

Ryo can give you a witness statement and explanation of my character.
He's vile as a serpent, sneaky as a hyena, perilous as a vulture. One move of his nostrils is enough to kill a man. Do not approach him unless you want a free foot massage.

I'm sold!

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by Beelzebub2 » Thu Oct 01, 2009 6:21 pm
Bella Fortuna wrote:Jeremy Clarkson for Prime Minister wrote:meex wrote:Feck wrote:Hello Meex we want to know everything about you ? also pictures and witness statements are required .

Ryo can give you a witness statement and explanation of my character.
He's vile as a serpent, sneaky as a hyena, perilous as a vulture. One move of his nostrils is enough to kill a man. Do not approach him unless you want a free foot massage.

I'm sold!


Hmmm he has a very busy schedule, but I think he's free on Wednesday and Friday afternoons, after he's done with VonMushroom.

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by Bella Fortuna » Thu Oct 01, 2009 6:22 pm
Pencil me in.

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by Drewish » Thu Oct 01, 2009 6:25 pm
Are we talking with lotion or without? Oh, and this includes the ankles and heels right? Because It's not worth the walk unless it's the royal treatment.

Nobody expects me...
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by Bella Fortuna » Thu Oct 01, 2009 6:27 pm
andrewclunn wrote:Are we talking with lotion or without? Oh, and this includes the ankles and heels right? Because It's not worth the walk unless it's the royal treatment.

WITH, you silly goose! Without is just...

a dry hump.
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by Xamonas Chegwé » Thu Oct 01, 2009 6:40 pm
Bella Fortuna wrote:Pencil me in.


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by meex » Thu Oct 01, 2009 6:49 pm
I can't believe this behavior.
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by Beelzebub2 » Thu Oct 01, 2009 7:05 pm
Meh, you weren't complaining before when I was pestered to schedule and reschedule all those interested in free foot massage.

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