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Re: JK Rowling weighs more than a duck. Burn her!

Post by Gawdzilla Sama » Wed Sep 30, 2009 1:35 pm

tattuchu wrote:What is the criteria by which these awards are, um, awarded? I'm not sure Rowling deserves it because, while I enjoy them immensely, I wouldn't exactly call the Harry Potter series great literature. As for the books "promoting sorcery," that's a absolute bullshit reason not to award her the, um, award. Do these fucktards actually believe witchcraft and sorcery are real?! Are we still living in the fucking Dark Ages?! :lay:
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andrewclunn wrote:Harry Potter does in fact promote withcraft. I'm not saying that witchcraft is real of course. But it does. I mean, I put Harry Potter in the same place that I put Twilight, the junk bin. Poorly written dribble with flat characters and magical plot devices created out of nowhere to solve problems created by other magical plot devices that came out of nowhere. Is it evil? No. If Satan were real he'd be offended at the notion that something of such poor quality be associated with him.
I've never read any of the books nor watched any of the movies, but AFAICT, the target audience is adolescents. Adolescents do fantasy. It's probably a hormonal thing, coupled with basic innocent ignorance. But then they're supposed to grow up. I don't have a problem with the whole H.P. thing, but when ADULTS take it so fucking seriously, it's an embarrassment to the whole species. Halloween is a national holiday, and witchcraft symbols and paraphernalia sell millions annually. But there's no significant movement to abolish Halloween, is there? The groups who are trying to get it banned are seen even by their fellow theists as nutjobs.
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Re: JK Rowling weighs more than a duck. Burn her!

Post by tattuchu » Wed Sep 30, 2009 1:37 pm

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andrewclunn wrote:Harry Potter does in fact promote withcraft. I'm not saying that witchcraft is real of course. But it does. I mean, I put Harry Potter in the same place that I put Twilight, the junk bin. Poorly written dribble with flat characters and magical plot devices created out of nowhere to solve problems created by other magical plot devices that came out of nowhere. Is it evil? No. If Satan were real he'd be offended at the notion that something of such poor quality be associated with him. :demon:
It's a children's book. Anything beyond that is extra freight.
Well, children's books can be great literature. In fact they should be great literature. They needn't be dumbed down just because they're aimed at young people. While I don't think Harry Potter is in any way great literature, however, I do think Andrew equating Potter with Twilight is unfair and inaccurate. Harry Potter is quite a bit better that that Twilight rubbish.
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Re: JK Rowling weighs more than a duck. Burn her!

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andrewclunn wrote:Harry Potter does in fact promote withcraft. I'm not saying that witchcraft is real of course. But it does. I mean, I put Harry Potter in the same place that I put Twilight, the junk bin. Poorly written dribble with flat characters and magical plot devices created out of nowhere to solve problems created by other magical plot devices that came out of nowhere. Is it evil? No. If Satan were real he'd be offended at the notion that something of such poor quality be associated with him. :demon:
It's a children's book. Anything beyond that is extra freight.
Well, children's books can be great literature. In fact they should be great literature. They needn't be dumbed down just because they're aimed at young people. While I don't think Harry Potter is in any way great literature, however, I do think Andrew equating Potter with Twilight is unfair and inaccurate. Harry Potter is quite a bit better that that Twilight rubbish.
Great literature is great because it's rare, and stands out. J.K. just wanted to write a children's book, she didn't sit down and say, "Ok, time for a Pulitzer."

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Re: JK Rowling weighs more than a duck. Burn her!

Post by Drewish » Wed Sep 30, 2009 1:42 pm

FBM wrote:I've never read any of the books nor watched any of the movies, but AFAICT, the target audience is adolescents. Adolescents do fantasy. It's probably a hormonal thing, coupled with basic innocent ignorance. But then they're supposed to grow up. I don't have a problem with the whole H.P. thing, but when ADULTS take it so fucking seriously, it's an embarrassment to the whole species. Halloween is a national holiday, and witchcraft symbols and paraphernalia sell millions annually. But there's no significant movement to abolish Halloween, is there? The groups who are trying to get it banned are seen even by their fellow theists as nutjobs.
Considering how I celebrate Halloween, I'd prefer it if the day AFTER were a national holiday :cheers:

But seriously. I'm one of those people who wonders if fantasy is really such a good thing to expose children to after they reach adolescence. And Harry Potter is geared toward a 10 - 15 year old audience. I almost feel like that's the time when they should be giving up fantasy. but to be fair, I'm not a parent, so this is more personal introspection than experienced judgment.
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andrewclunn wrote:But seriously. I'm one of those people who wonders if fantasy is really such a good thing to expose children to after they reach adolescence. And Harry Potter is geared toward a 10 - 15 year old audience. I almost feel like that's the time when they should be giving up fantasy. but to be fair, I'm not a parent, so this is more personal introspection than experienced judgment.
Children are built for fantasy, AKA "play".

As for giving up fantasy, I'd hate to think that I might someday do that.
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andrewclunn wrote:But seriously. I'm one of those people who wonders if fantasy is really such a good thing to expose children to after they reach adolescence. And Harry Potter is geared toward a 10 - 15 year old audience. I almost feel like that's the time when they should be giving up fantasy. but to be fair, I'm not a parent, so this is more personal introspection than experienced judgment.
Children are built for fantasy, AKA "play".
Right, they should be enouraged to play as soon as the whistle sounds and their shift at the factory is over. :tup:
As for giving up fantasy, I'd hate to think that I might someday do that.
I think fantasy is a poor substitute for curiosity. Fantasy tends toward delusion, whereas curiosity brings discovery. If you've never read how Richard Feynman's dad brought him up by nurturing and encouraging his curiosity, you might get a kick out of it.

The kind of fantasy that is so intensely marketed towards both adolescents and adults these days encourages self-indulgence, magical thinking and escapism. Too many kids grow up caring less about how the world really is than how they can manipulate it to feed their fantasies.
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FBM wrote:I think fantasy is a poor substitute for curiosity. Fantasy tends toward delusion, whereas curiosity brings discovery. If you've never read how Richard Feynman's dad brought him up by nurturing and encouraging his curiosity, you might get a kick out of it.

The kind of fantasy that is so intensely marketed towards both adolescents and adults these days encourages self-indulgence, magical thinking and escapism. Too many kids grow up caring less about how the world really is than how they can manipulate it to feed their fantasies.
Bingo! I have no problem with surrealism. Or even when something is merely improbable. It's when blatant violations of the laws of physics become plot devices that I get turned off.
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Re: JK Rowling weighs more than a duck. Burn her!

Post by Gawdzilla Sama » Wed Sep 30, 2009 1:55 pm

FBM wrote:I think fantasy is a poor substitute for curiosity. Fantasy tends toward delusion, whereas curiosity brings discovery. If you've never read how Richard Feynman's dad brought him up by nurturing and encouraging his curiosity, you might get a kick out of it.
Fantasy and curiosity are not mutally exclusive.
FBM wrote:The kind of fantasy that is so intensely marketed towards both adolescents and adults these days encourages self-indulgence, magical thinking and escapism. Too many kids grow up caring less about how the world really is than how they can manipulate it to feed their fantasies.
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Post by Pappa » Wed Sep 30, 2009 1:57 pm

"promotes sorcery"

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Post by FBM » Wed Sep 30, 2009 2:02 pm

Pappa wrote:"promotes sorcery"

*chortle*
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andrewclunn wrote:Bingo! I have no problem with surrealism. Or even when something is merely improbable. It's when blatant violations of the laws of physics become plot devices that I get turned off.
Gawdzilla wrote:Fantasy and curiosity are not mutally exclusive.
Not mutually exclusive, but a healthy balance between them is necessary for a balanced mind. Fantasy: make up anything that feels good. Good for stress relief and creativity. It sure enhances the quality of life! :tup: Curiosity: Imagine what really is going on in the things you can't see and then try to figure out if you're right or not. Likewise, creativity and quality of life are enhanced. 8-)
FBM wrote:The kind of fantasy that is so intensely marketed towards both adolescents and adults these days encourages self-indulgence, magical thinking and escapism. Too many kids grow up caring less about how the world really is than how they can manipulate it to feed their fantasies.
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Post by Chinaski » Wed Sep 30, 2009 6:34 pm

She doesn't deserve it anyway. Shoddy writer. Erect a statue to Bukowski instead.
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FrigidSymphony wrote:She doesn't deserve it anyway. Shoddy writer. Erect a statue to Bukowski instead.
What don't you like about her CHILDREN'S BOOKS?
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Re: JK Rowling weighs more than a duck. Burn her!

Post by AshtonBlack » Wed Sep 30, 2009 7:17 pm

Anything that get the kiddies reading instead of watching the goggle box is good by me...
You cannot deny the Potter series has done just that, even if only for 6 books (or what ever it is).

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