klr wrote:Insulted any priests lately?

Funnily enough, a regular looking man came in to my shop a couple of weeks ago and we got talking about wine, then we had an impromptu wine tasting because he was a sound bloke, then we discussed life the universe and everything (as happens) and at one point he said even Myra Hindley deserved forgiveness, because the spark of humanity is in us all to a greater or lesser degree. I told him to wise the fuck up, and said the cunt should burn in hell, not that there is a hell because "I'm a raving fucking atheist mate!".
He laughed, took a drink, then told me he was a priest - of course I had the classic Irish atheist reaction - I felt my stomach drop, my bowels churn, my eyes water...as if I was a ten year old boy who had just told his teacher he was a donkey raping shit eater.
Then he said "Don't fucking worry about it!", the ice was broken and we had a couple more glasses and as he left I roared after him (slightly inebriated as I was) "Don't be praying for that fucker Huntley, Father!". I hate what wine does to me.
