End of the world type shit.

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End of the world type shit.

Post by Trolldor » Fri Feb 27, 2009 1:12 am

From the LHC to Stem Cells...

What scientific advancements are/were supposed to end the world as we see it?
I thought it might be amusing (or not so, in some cases) to make a sort of archival list.
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Post by Xamonas Chegwé » Fri Feb 27, 2009 1:20 am

Trains going faster than 30mph were supposed to cause your head to explode!
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Post by Ian » Fri Feb 27, 2009 1:54 am

Self-replicating nanobots that get loose from the lab and turn all matter on earth into more nanobots.

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Post by CP » Fri Feb 27, 2009 8:27 am

That thing in the crate in my wardrobe, but I couldn't get enough plutonium. :Erasb:
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Post by Psi Wavefunction » Fri Feb 27, 2009 8:39 am

GFP... the world will die from Green Fluorescent Protein, because it's Genetically Modified... OH NOES!!! :shock: :sofa:

And I has plenty in me lab :twisted:

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Post by Sirhenry » Fri Feb 27, 2009 4:22 pm

Just about everything, if you listen to some people.

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Post by Xamonas Chegwé » Fri Feb 27, 2009 5:01 pm

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Post by Gawdzilla Sama » Fri Feb 27, 2009 5:25 pm

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Post by atrasicarius » Sat Feb 28, 2009 12:18 am

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Post by CP » Sat Feb 28, 2009 3:12 am

Sirhenry wrote:Just about everything, if you listen to some people.
Someday I intend to write a book about irrational public fear of science titled Everything Causes Cancer.

The sole reason for this is because I want to use that title.
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Post by Gawdzilla Sama » Sat Feb 28, 2009 3:13 am

CP wrote:
Sirhenry wrote:Just about everything, if you listen to some people.
Someday I intend to write a book about irrational public fear of science titled Everything Causes Cancer.

The sole reason for this is because I want to use that title.
Everything (and Nothing) Causes Cancer. :whisper:
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Post by Trolldor » Sat Feb 28, 2009 3:15 am

CP wrote:
Sirhenry wrote:Just about everything, if you listen to some people.
Someday I intend to write a book about irrational public fear of science titled Everything Causes Cancer.

The sole reason for this is because I want to use that title.


Beat you to it. :mrgreen:

Was the title of my essay pissing on TT and aca.
"The fact is that far more crime and child abuse has been committed by zealots in the name of God, Jesus and Mohammed than has ever been committed in the name of Satan. Many people don't like that statement but few can argue with it."

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Post by CP » Sat Feb 28, 2009 5:41 am

born-again-atheist wrote:
CP wrote:
Sirhenry wrote:Just about everything, if you listen to some people.
Someday I intend to write a book about irrational public fear of science titled Everything Causes Cancer.

The sole reason for this is because I want to use that title.


Beat you to it. :mrgreen:

Was the title of my essay pissing on TT and aca.
Oh, screw you.
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Post by Trolldor » Sat Feb 28, 2009 6:01 am

Where and when?


You know... if you were to buy the rights to the title off me...
"The fact is that far more crime and child abuse has been committed by zealots in the name of God, Jesus and Mohammed than has ever been committed in the name of Satan. Many people don't like that statement but few can argue with it."

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