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Re: Private Eye

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Re: Private Eye

Post by The Dawktor » Tue Aug 25, 2009 10:53 am

The Eye is an esteemed organ and a British gem! I have been reading it since I was 16 or so and it hasn't done me any harm! :read: :eddy:
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Re: Private Eye

Post by JimC » Wed Aug 26, 2009 10:40 am

The Dawktor wrote:The Eye is an esteemed organ and a British gem! I have been reading it since I was 16 or so and it hasn't done me any harm! :read: :eddy:
Harm is such a relative term in this context... :eddy: :levi: :twisted:
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Re: Private Eye

Post by Arse » Mon Sep 07, 2009 12:13 am

I love Private Eye, its a fucking brilliant magazine. I especially love it when some snotty old cunt tries to sue them for libel and loses. :cheers:
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Re: Private Eye

Post by The Dawktor » Tue Sep 08, 2009 1:18 pm

Arse wrote: I especially love it when some snotty old cunt tries to sue them for libel and loses. :cheers:
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Re: Private Eye

Post by lordpasternack » Sun Oct 25, 2009 8:39 pm

:tea:
Then they for sudden joy did weep,
And I for sorrow sung,
That such a king should play bo-peep,
And go the fools among.
Prithee, nuncle, keep a schoolmaster that can teach
thy fool to lie: I would fain learn to lie.

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Re: Private Eye

Post by Horwood Beer-Master » Thu May 12, 2011 4:39 pm

Anyone seen this weeks cover? :hehe:
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Re: Private Eye

Post by Azathoth » Thu May 12, 2011 5:00 pm

Brilliant crossword too. Hard but amusing
Outside the ordered universe is that amorphous blight of nethermost confusion which blasphemes and bubbles at the center of all infinity—the boundless daemon sultan Azathoth, whose name no lips dare speak aloud, and who gnaws hungrily in inconceivable, unlighted chambers beyond time and space amidst the muffled, maddening beating of vile drums and the thin monotonous whine of accursed flutes.

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Re: Private Eye

Post by devogue » Thu May 12, 2011 5:19 pm

I love Street of Shame, which exposes the breathtaking hypocrisy of the British print media and Pseud's Corner.

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Re: Private Eye

Post by Horwood Beer-Master » Mon May 16, 2011 1:25 pm

Horwood Beer-Master wrote:Anyone seen this weeks cover? :hehe:
Here it is..,

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Re: Private Eye

Post by Faithfree » Mon May 16, 2011 3:40 pm

Private Eye went downhill after they axed the Barry McKenzie cartoon for getting a little bit raunchy in the early 70's. :coffee:
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Re: Private Eye

Post by Horwood Beer-Master » Tue May 17, 2011 1:00 pm

The Elisabeth Sladen cartoon in the issue previous to this was actually quite poignant..,

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Re: Private Eye

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Re: Private Eye

Post by Pensioner » Thu Sep 15, 2011 5:37 pm

Mine comes every fortnight, the postman has been arrested for blathering on our hall carpet.
“I wish no harm to any human being, but I, as one man, am going to exercise my freedom of speech. No human being on the face of the earth, no government is going to take from me my right to speak, my right to protest against wrong, my right to do everything that is for the benefit of mankind. I am not here, then, as the accused; I am here as the accuser of capitalism dripping with blood from head to foot.”

John Maclean (Scottish socialist) speech from the Dock 1918.

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Re: Private Eye

Post by Rum » Thu Sep 15, 2011 6:51 pm

Pensioner wrote:Mine comes every fortnight, the postman has been arrested for blathering on our hall carpet.
:? :think:

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