The round ball thread

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Re: The round ball thread

Post by redunderthebed » Fri Aug 28, 2009 2:23 pm

3-3 draw for united at least we got a point which is more than you can say for the melbourne victory 2-1 loss to perth. :mutley:
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Re: The round ball thread

Post by AshtonBlack » Fri Aug 28, 2009 4:59 pm

Burnley are away, tomorrow at a little village side called Chelmlee or Charsee or something. They wear blue and play at Stamford Bridge. :dono: Never heard of them myself. ;)

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Post by redunderthebed » Sun Aug 30, 2009 4:27 am

Burnley lost 3-0 and it could of being a fuckload worst if it wasn't for the BEEEEEEEEEEAAAASSST! :biggrin:. But Man Utd won 2-1 thanks to a cracking header from diaby. :hehe:
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Re: The round ball thread

Post by redunderthebed » Mon Aug 31, 2009 10:48 am

Burnley have being drawn Barnsley in the league cup. :-) We got the scousers at shitfield next in the league it would be fecking hilarious if we could knock them over.

Man Utd play wolves in the league cup and the spuds this week.....i know which one im more looking forward to. :-)
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Re: The round ball thread

Post by Xamonas Chegwé » Mon Aug 31, 2009 2:29 pm

Nottingham Forest beat those sheep-shagging bastards Derby 3-2 to take their first 3 points in the league this season. :woot: :woot: :woot: :woot: :woot: :toot: :toot: :toot: :toot:
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Re: The round ball thread

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Xamonas Chegwé wrote:Nottingham Forest beat those sheep-shagging bastards Derby 3-2 to take their first 3 points in the league this season. :woot: :woot: :woot: :woot: :woot: :toot: :toot: :toot: :toot:
I wondering whether that would be mentioned. :hehe:
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Xamonas Chegwé wrote:Nottingham Forest beat those sheep-shagging bastards Derby 3-2 to take their first 3 points in the league this season. :woot: :woot: :woot: :woot: :woot: :toot: :toot: :toot: :toot:
I wondering whether that would be mentioned. :hehe:
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Re: The round ball thread

Post by Dasein » Tue Sep 01, 2009 12:26 pm

ugh...I thought the round ball thread was going to be pretty pictures of ballons and stuff; blame lingering sentimental memories of "The Red Balloon"... instead I find a roomful of sports lovers which instead conjures up the memory of the smell of stale beer and the look of confused disgust on my face the first time I ever saw a jock strap...ugh...will leave you to it then. :shifty:
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Re: The round ball thread

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Dasein wrote:ugh...I thought the round ball thread was going to be pretty pictures of ballons and stuff; blame lingering sentimental memories of "The Red Balloon"... instead I find a roomful of sports lovers which instead conjures up the memory of stale beer and the look of confused disgust on my face the first time I ever saw a jock strap...ugh...will leave you to it then. :shifty:
I was wondering what you were doing in this thread. First of all the cricket thread, now this. :toetap:

FYI. I don't drink. :hmph:
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Post by Dasein » Tue Sep 01, 2009 12:40 pm

klr wrote:
Dasein wrote:ugh...I thought the round ball thread was going to be pretty pictures of ballons and stuff; blame lingering sentimental memories of "The Red Balloon"... instead I find a roomful of sports lovers which instead conjures up the memory of stale beer and the look of confused disgust on my face the first time I ever saw a jock strap...ugh...will leave you to it then. :shifty:
I was wondering what you were doing in this thread. First of all the cricket thread, now this. :toetap:

FYI. I don't drink. :hmph:

Is me being here like having a woman onboard a clipper ship, bad luck or something?

Your not drinking really does nothing to impress me. although I suppose living where you do, it's a matter of great originality. (if the stereotypes can be believed that is. :hehe: )
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Re: The round ball thread

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Dasein wrote:
klr wrote:
Dasein wrote:ugh...I thought the round ball thread was going to be pretty pictures of ballons and stuff; blame lingering sentimental memories of "The Red Balloon"... instead I find a roomful of sports lovers which instead conjures up the memory of stale beer and the look of confused disgust on my face the first time I ever saw a jock strap...ugh...will leave you to it then. :shifty:
I was wondering what you were doing in this thread. First of all the cricket thread, now this. :toetap:

FYI. I don't drink. :hmph:
Is me being here like having a woman onboard a clipper ship, bad luck or something?
Well, you know what they say about women and ... well, you know. :whistle:
Dasein wrote: Your not drinking really does nothing to impress me. although I suppose living where you do, it's a matter of great originality. (if the stereotypes can be believed that is. :hehe: )
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The stereotype is fairly accurate BTW. :roll:
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Post by redunderthebed » Tue Sep 01, 2009 12:44 pm

klr wrote:
FYI. I don't drink. :hmph:
As an Adelaide United fan i feel compelled to drink. :drunk:

Its ultimately necessary to maintain ones own sanity at times. :nono:
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Re: The round ball thread

Post by klr » Tue Sep 01, 2009 12:47 pm

redunderthebed wrote:
klr wrote:
FYI. I don't drink. :hmph:
As an Adelaide United fan i feel compelled to drink. :drunk:

Its ultimately necessary to maintain ones own sanity at times. :nono:
As an Irish soccer fan, I just cultivate a fatalistic mindset. It allows me to tolerate things that would otherwise have me kicking the cat*, or worse. :banghead:


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Post by Dasein » Tue Sep 01, 2009 12:49 pm

klr wrote:Well, you know what they say about women and ... well, you know. :whistle:
and what? original sin? everything that goes wrong in a mans life can be traced back to a woman eventually? talk about stereotypes. ;)
Dasein wrote: Your not drinking really does nothing to impress me. although I suppose living where you do, it's a matter of great originality. (if the stereotypes can be believed that is. :hehe: )
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ah, Ireland, sweet sweet Ireland. my smidgeon of Irish blood gets all patriotic when I hear those lovely syllables..or maybe it's my alcoholic nature that perks up at the thought of all that whiskey!
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Post by klr » Tue Sep 01, 2009 12:53 pm

Dasein wrote:
klr wrote:
Dasein wrote:
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Your not drinking really does nothing to impress me. although I suppose living where you do, it's a matter of great originality. (if the stereotypes can be believed that is. :hehe: )
:Erasb:

The stereotype is fairly accurate BTW. :roll:
ah, Ireland, sweet sweet Ireland. my smidgeon of Irish blood gets all patriotic when I hear those lovely syllables..or maybe it's my alcoholic nature that perks up at the thought of all that whiskey!
Ah, the aul' sod must be calling to you. :mrgreen:

You can have my share of the Uisce beatha (water of life) BTW. :drunk:
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