All Things Trump: The Return Of The King

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National Security temp head Pulte showed up to work to fire everybody.

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Exactly what you'd expect if Trump was working for the Russians. Next withdrawel from NATO and then the Russian invasion of Europe, nukes blazing. But that'd be just the beginning. Putin/Russia sure to want the entire world having took such a big chunk. Dog never famished after a meal.

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Inspiring performance of self-parody (take that, Onion writers): Bragging about the world-class luxury of his refitted Qatari flying palace (he's keeping it if he's still upright at the end of his term) while US citizens are suffering the financial consequences of his feckless tariffs and shambles of a war. His contempt for the 'little people' is unmistakable, but MAGA couldn't be prouder.

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MAGA is busy buying "groceries" and enjoying the hundreds of dollars of gasoline in their tanks.

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Antifa sabotaged grass and reflecting pool!

However, we’ve had some real problems with Vandalism at the beautiful Reflecting Pool, which sits between The Washington Monument and The Lincoln Memorial. Just like three days ago, they destroyed the grass outside of the Pool, they’ve also done everything possible to hurt the inside surface that was just installed. No different than the chemicals that were used on the National Mall, they used something similar in the Reflecting Pool to try to destroy and demean our beautiful work. Lightweight ABC Reporter, Jonathan Karl, was seen sticking his hand into the Pool, and trying to rip the rubber off of the surface. The algae is 75% gone, and the condition will soon be completely remedied, and the area that was vandalized, fortunately, is just a small area of damage, and will be fixed early next week. It’s a shame that the Radical Left Lunatics, most likely Dumocats, who have spent their lives trying to ruin our Country, are free to do so. Law Enforcement is actively investigating this situation, and will hopefully have it resolved soon. Thank you for your attention to this matter!

DONALD J. TRUMP
PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA

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North Portico columns of white house turning into something. Gilded?

[L'Emmerdeur]

National Guard soldiers have been posted to the algae tank to protect it from the vandals. One person has already been arrested for touching the water, another got a citation but apparently wasn't arrested (source).

Speaking of vandals: Trump has said that he doesn't like the simple lines of the Ionic style columns at the main entrances of the White House that have been there for nearly 200 years, and would prefer the more ornate Corinthian style. His hand-picked chief of the federal arts commission agrees. I don't know whether they're going ahead with their 'improvement' but wouldn't be surprised.

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Likes design, wears make-up. Some might question his sexuality.

[Svartalf]

Likes design, wears make-up. Some might question his sexuality.

while I'd definitely call it a sodomite or a catamite, I'd not go so far as to insult the ghey by calling it one of them

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No muck in the pool with Pete Seeger. And Obama.

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Pool to be re-repaired after combined attack of Antifa and hydrogen peroxide and Parks Service

"President Trump said on Saturday that “multiple individuals” had been arrested for vandalizing the Lincoln Memorial Reflecting Pool, and that problems with a more than $14 million renovation project had become so severe that the pool would likely have to be at least partly drained for “necessary repairs.”