All Things Trump: The Return Of The King

[L'Emmerdeur]

Melania movie is a flop. Many theaters sold 0-1 tickets for first showing. But the trailer is a big hit.

It was a boondoggle and a grift from day one. Never was intended to sell tickets, in my opinion.

[NineBerry]

It is a present from Jeff Bezos to Trump to show loyalty

[Tero]

Wonder how much Trump is in the actual movie? He was afterall elsewhere grabbing pussy most of the time.

[Brian Peacock]

They had a glitzy premier at the White House with Melania branded popcorn. The documentary cost $40m to make. Melania is the executive producer and head of marketing for the film, and she only paid herself a meagre $29m. This is a great way to give the President and his family a chunk of good, old-fashioned, hard cash while also gifting them an ego-boosting bit of glossy propaganda. This is the sort of thing Nicolae and Elena Ceaușescu used to go in for - and we all know how that ended, eh?

[Svartalf]

if melanoma has the business savvy of her husband, no wonder the thing tanked so hard

[Joe]

It could just be that most people think it's an Onion spoof.

[Svartalf]

well, that's the problem when the people in power are such toons that when they do something, people think it's a caricature

[Joe]

well, that's the problem when the people in power are such toons that when they do something, people think it's a caricature

[Tero]

I am pleased to nominate Colin McDonald to serve as the first ever Assistant Attorney General for National FRAUD Enforcement, a new Division at the Department of Justice, which I created to catch and stop FRAUDSTERS that have been STEALING from the American People. My Administration has uncovered Fraud schemes in States like Minnesota and California, where these thieves have stolen Hundreds of Billions of Taxpayer Dollars. Colin McDonald is a very Smart, Tough, and Highly Respected AMERICA FIRST Federal Prosecutor who has successfully delivered Justice in some of the most difficult and high stakes cases our Country has ever seen. Together, we will END THE FRAUD, and RESTORE INTEGRITY to our Federal Programs. Congratulations Colin — STOP THE SCAMS!

[Svartalf]

lol, put the wolf in charge of the sheep fold.

[pErvinalia]

I assume this will go as well as all his other AG appointments.

[Joe]

I read he will be reporting directly to Trump and Vance. What could go wrong?

[Brian Peacock]

lol

[Tero]

Coal works! Windmills frozen!
https://www.threads.com/@brittainforsen ... IXIbbtrRog

[Brian Peacock]

Melania movie is a flop. Many theaters sold 0-1 tickets for first showing. But the trailer is a big hit.

It was a boondoggle and a grift from day one. Never was intended to sell tickets, in my opinion.

We were all having a titter about this at the pub this evening.