Meanwhile, in Florida...

[pErvinalia]

[L'Emmerdeur]

CNN talking head Jake Tapper pretends to be shocked by the Florida fruitcake surgeon general's proud statement that medical science played no part in his elimination of all vaccine requirements in the state.

'CNN host stunned as Florida official makes admission about vaccine ban'

"I'm looking at this report from your department from April, showing that more people in Florida are seeking religious exemptions for vaccines," Tapper told Ladapo in a Sunday interview on CNN. "And at the same time, Florida is seeing rising cases of hepatitis A and whooping cough and chicken pox."

"This is in your own report, your own department's report," the host noted. "Before you made this decision to try to lift vaccine mandates for Florida, which include, obviously, public schools, did your department do any data analysis?"

"Did you do any data projection of how many new cases of these diseases there will be in Florida once you remove vaccine mandates?"

"Absolutely not," Ladapo insisted. "In terms of, you know, like analysis, well, ultimately, this is an issue very clearly of parents' rights. So do I need to analyze whether it's appropriate for parents to be able to decide what goes into the children's bodies? I don't need to do an analysis on that."

Tapper was taken aback: "So you're trying to lift the vaccine mandate in Florida and your department, and you did not even do a projection as to how this could impact public health."

"So you have not prepared hospitals in the Florida counties most at risk with the best treatments for any outbreaks of measles, mumps, rubella, whooping cough, polio," he added. "And you have not looked into how many kids might now get these preventable diseases. That's what you're saying?"

"That's what you said," the surgeon general replied. "What I'm saying is that it's an issue of right and wrong in terms of whether parents should be able to control, have ultimate authority over what happens to their kids' bodies."

[Sean Hayden]

For fucks sake. Ask the guy if he thinks we should prevent diseases in livestock, and what should be done to farmers whose animals make others sick due to neglect...

[Brian Peacock]

For fucks sake. Ask the guy if he thinks we should prevent diseases in livestock, and what should be done to farmers whose animals make others sick due to neglect...

"That's a matter for the department of agriculture. My mandate is to protect the rights of parents... their constitutional right to control what does and doesn't go into their childrens' bodies."

[Sean Hayden]

—smartass!

[JimC]

[Tero]

[NineBerry]

MAHA

[pErvinalia]

He's very triangular.

[NineBerry]

He's very triangular.

Is that the new food pyramid everyone is talking about?

[Brian Peacock]

I don't think the fat-shaming is really necessary. Let's just call him a cunt who hates the rule of law and loves the idea of the govt behaving like a violent colonial occupier towards its own citizens. Criticing him on the basis of his appearance, metabolism, or calorific intake is a distraction. #FattiesAgainstFascism

[NineBerry]

I think that as a fat person myself I am entitled to making fun of others.

[Woodbutcher]

MAHA

That's belly in Finnish. Quite appropriate.

[Brian Peacock]

I think that as a fat person myself I am entitled to making fun of others.

Fair enough.