All Things Trump: The Return Of The King

[Tero]

They will never miss an opportunity at a Trump story. How soon till we have an actual Trump channel? All Trump all day.

[Brian Peacock]

Probably time you started stage-managing a shift to Trump online Tero.

[Tero]

Trump gives visas to...drug dealers?
https://newrepublic.com/post/195230/tru ... ly-members

[Tero]

Probably time you started stage-managing a shift to Trump online Tero.

Need some drama. "Trump diagnosed with...."

[Sean Hayden]

Now it seems that some people with connections to cartel leaders, who are guilty of those things, get the privilege of coming to the U.S. How does Trump explain this decision?

Didn’t he just say those people cooperated with the feds?

[L'Emmerdeur]

If they've been paying attention they shouldn't consider themselves safe. The Trump administration is getting set to boot out Afghan refugees. 'You know the Taliban is doing a decent job over there, it's a safe place.'

[Tero]

Reporter: No Putin in Turkey. Disappointed?
Trump: No.. I actually said, why would he go if I'm not going? Because I wasn't going to go. I wasn't planning to go. I would go, but I wasn't planning to go. And I said, I don't think he's going to go if I don't go. And that's turned out to be right.. but I didn't think it was possible for Putin to go if I'm not there.

[Tero]

Trump Grants Refugee Status To Former SS Guards
https://theonion.com/trump-grants-refug ... ss-guards/

[Tero]

Trump lectures UAE about...groceries.
https://www.threads.com/@aaron.rupar/po ... 789UAB-tKQ

We have a term 'Village Idiot'. It's old fashioned but a pretty accurate term.

I’m still DESPERATE to know what he thinks a “modern” synonym for groceries is, any commonly used synonym really

I work with elementary school-aged children. I used to say that Trump has the mental abilities/vocabulary of a 3rd grade student. I would like to amend that statement to: a FIRST-grade student

nomadxpert
We have a term "dementia". It's an old term but it means your mind is in cognitive decline.. it's a pretty accurate term. You're cognitively in decline.

I rest from bringing in my groceries after going to the grocery store. Next I’ll put all my groceries away. Later, I’ll make the groceries into dinner. And I haven’t noticed my cost going down yet…..)

dox1965
2h
It’s a street-term the poor people in America came up with. I’ve never used it however….never even heard of it until recently….because I’ve been ordering from menus every day of my life.

[L'Emmerdeur]

A significant element of MAGA has money enough to spend on loyalist baubles. That says nothing about their perspicacity.

'Pricey Trump-Edition Watch Ruined by Hilarious Spelling Flub'

Ultimately, Petit said he is “very disappointed.”

“I wanted to do a special thing for her,” he said. “And we expected that it would have the integrity of the President of the United States and good follow-through.”

It has the man's signature on it and in fact more integrity than your beloved grifter, you stooge.

[Tero]

President Donald Trump is losing it after Bruce Springsteen torched his administration as “treasonous” and “incompetent.”

“This dried out “prune” of a rocker (his skin is all atrophied!) ought to KEEP HIS MOUTH SHUT until he gets back into the Country,” the 78-year-old president fumed on Truth Social Friday morning.

Calling Springsteen, 75, “dumb as a rock” and “Highly Overrated,” Trump went after the music legend for “speaking badly about the President of the United States.”

“Never liked him, never liked his music, or his Radical Left Politics and, importantly, he’s not a talented guy,”...

https://www.thedailybeast.com/triggered ... wild-rant/

[Sean Hayden]

I’ll take zero talent over a lifetime as thin skinned rich guy —barf.

[Svartalf]

mmmh maybe Brucey had better not come back to the country at all, it feels like the Dictator in chief is going to have him arrested, mock tried, and sent to die in Florence for Dissing the Prez, which of course is the most heinous crime the national frump can think of.

[Brian Peacock]

Trump Grants Refugee Status To Former SS Guards
https://theonion.com/trump-grants-refug ... ss-guards/

It's not news unless they get a standing ovation.

[Tero]

Incoherent day by day
https://www.threads.com/@aaron.rupar/po ... m2QD0VhcgA