Local news...not The Onion
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Re: Local news...not The Onion
I thought natural selection was supposed to take care of people that dumb
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Customer "solves" conspiracy with gun.
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Lincoln man pleads not guilty to writing bad checks for kangaroos and alpaca
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Said Peter...what you're requesting just isn't my bag
Said Daemon, who's sorry too, but y'see we didn't have no choice
And our hands they are many and we'd be of one voice
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Turn stone to bread, said Daemon Duncetan
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Said Peter...what you're requesting just isn't my bag
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And our hands they are many and we'd be of one voice
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Turn stone to bread, said Daemon Duncetan
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Even if the gun did not work, he had a mace. Or he beats dogs with it.
LINCOLN, Neb. (KOLN) - A man is behind bars after Lincoln Police seized several grams of
meth along with a gun and a medieval weapon.
Jack Cain, 56, faces a slew of charges which include theft, meth possession and five weapons violations. On top of the new charges, jail records show Cain was wanted on five warrants, most of which include offenses against dogs.
On Friday, two officers were out on patrol and spotted a 2015 Ford Escape parked at the U-Stop near 13th and South streets. An officer ran the plates and found that the car was stolen out of Greenwood.
They approached the vehicle and ordered Cain out of the vehicle. He didn’t comply, and the officer eventually had to pull a firearm and a baton before he finally got out, court records show.
After a brief struggle, Cain was taken into custody. Further investigation showed that Cain was wanted on five warrants.
A search of the vehicle turned up 19.1 grams of suspected methamphetamine between four bags as well as a scale. Officers also seized a Hi-Point .45 caliber pistol with nine bullets in its magazine, according to an arrest affidavit.
Police said a four-inch switchblade and a garrote were then located, as well as a morningstar — a medieval mace with a spiked ball attached to a 33-inch handle via a chain.
Cain is a convicted felon, police wrote, which prohibits him from possessing deadly weapons.
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Said Peter...what you're requesting just isn't my bag
Said Daemon, who's sorry too, but y'see we didn't have no choice
And our hands they are many and we'd be of one voice
We've come all the way from Wigan to get up and state
Our case for survival before it's too late
Turn stone to bread, said Daemon Duncetan
Turn stone to bread right away...
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Said Peter...what you're requesting just isn't my bag
Said Daemon, who's sorry too, but y'see we didn't have no choice
And our hands they are many and we'd be of one voice
We've come all the way from Wigan to get up and state
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Turn stone to bread, said Daemon Duncetan
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Why do they bother to show up at police station after being scammed?
"Houchin said the woman withdrew $11,800 from her checking account and deposited it into a Bitcoin ATM as instructed. The caller then gave her a QR code that allowed him to get the money. That was the last time she heard from the man."
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"Houchin said the woman withdrew $11,800 from her checking account and deposited it into a Bitcoin ATM as instructed. The caller then gave her a QR code that allowed him to get the money. That was the last time she heard from the man."
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Said Peter...what you're requesting just isn't my bag
Said Daemon, who's sorry too, but y'see we didn't have no choice
And our hands they are many and we'd be of one voice
We've come all the way from Wigan to get up and state
Our case for survival before it's too late
Turn stone to bread, said Daemon Duncetan
Turn stone to bread right away...
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Said Peter...what you're requesting just isn't my bag
Said Daemon, who's sorry too, but y'see we didn't have no choice
And our hands they are many and we'd be of one voice
We've come all the way from Wigan to get up and state
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Turn stone to bread, said Daemon Duncetan
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Re: Local news...not The Onion
Never hang out at strip club parking lot at 2AM
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Said Peter...what you're requesting just isn't my bag
Said Daemon, who's sorry too, but y'see we didn't have no choice
And our hands they are many and we'd be of one voice
We've come all the way from Wigan to get up and state
Our case for survival before it's too late
Turn stone to bread, said Daemon Duncetan
Turn stone to bread right away...
http://esabirdsne.blogspot.com/
Said Peter...what you're requesting just isn't my bag
Said Daemon, who's sorry too, but y'see we didn't have no choice
And our hands they are many and we'd be of one voice
We've come all the way from Wigan to get up and state
Our case for survival before it's too late
Turn stone to bread, said Daemon Duncetan
Turn stone to bread right away...
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Traffic light is out and modern drivers have no clue what it means.
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Said Peter...what you're requesting just isn't my bag
Said Daemon, who's sorry too, but y'see we didn't have no choice
And our hands they are many and we'd be of one voice
We've come all the way from Wigan to get up and state
Our case for survival before it's too late
Turn stone to bread, said Daemon Duncetan
Turn stone to bread right away...
http://esabirdsne.blogspot.com/
Said Peter...what you're requesting just isn't my bag
Said Daemon, who's sorry too, but y'see we didn't have no choice
And our hands they are many and we'd be of one voice
We've come all the way from Wigan to get up and state
Our case for survival before it's too late
Turn stone to bread, said Daemon Duncetan
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Steal car, credit card, then use credit card, get photo taken and...
According to Crime Stoppers, on May 9, a Jeep Gladiator was stolen overnight from the area of South 1st Street and West Denton Road.
Lincoln Police said they are looking for a woman (pictured above) who was captured on camera after the theft, using the victim’s credit card left inside the Jeep.
https://www.1011now.com/2024/06/05/crim ... /?tbref=hp
According to Crime Stoppers, on May 9, a Jeep Gladiator was stolen overnight from the area of South 1st Street and West Denton Road.
Lincoln Police said they are looking for a woman (pictured above) who was captured on camera after the theft, using the victim’s credit card left inside the Jeep.
https://www.1011now.com/2024/06/05/crim ... /?tbref=hp
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Said Peter...what you're requesting just isn't my bag
Said Daemon, who's sorry too, but y'see we didn't have no choice
And our hands they are many and we'd be of one voice
We've come all the way from Wigan to get up and state
Our case for survival before it's too late
Turn stone to bread, said Daemon Duncetan
Turn stone to bread right away...
http://esabirdsne.blogspot.com/
Said Peter...what you're requesting just isn't my bag
Said Daemon, who's sorry too, but y'see we didn't have no choice
And our hands they are many and we'd be of one voice
We've come all the way from Wigan to get up and state
Our case for survival before it's too late
Turn stone to bread, said Daemon Duncetan
Turn stone to bread right away...
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