Local news...not The Onion

[Tero]

Unfortunately, he has already reproduced

SPRINGFIELD, Neb. (AP) — Officials in eastern Nebraska say a 71-year-old man has died following the rollover crash of an all-terrain vehicle near Springfield. The Sarpy County Sheriff’s Office says in a news release that the crash was discovered just after 9 p.m. Thursday in a rural area about a mile west of Springfield.

Firefighters and medics who arrived on the scene found Edward Smith injured and not breathing.

Officials say medics performed CPR, but were unable to revive Smith. Sheriff’s officials say a preliminary investigation showed Smith was riding the ATV along a fence line on private property when the vehicle rolled and pinned him.

He was found by friends and family members.

[Seabass]

Unfortunately, he has already reproduced

Um do you have something against ATV riders, Tero?

[JimC]

Unfortunately, he has already reproduced

Um do you have something against ATV riders, Tero?

They are probably Trump supporters!

[Tero]

Trump supporters:
-ATVs
-most people owning a horse
-all with RVs
-Harley riders

[Tero]

A rather cool intersection design was scrapped.
https://www.1011now.com/2021/06/17/city ... ersection/

It had good lanes for pedestrians and bikes. I'm afraid it is going to be a simple overpass with the busiest two parts improving flow and the rest will have a traffic light.

[Seabass]

'Redneck Rave' in Kentucky descends into CHAOS after a man has his throat slit, a woman is choked in a fight over a blanket and a man is impaled on a log

[Tero]

If you drive across the state on two lane roads, you can smoke the occasional joint. If you drive the shoulder of the freeway....
https://www.1011now.com/2021/07/08/troo ... ffic-stop/

[Tero]

Never get into an argument with Trumpsters. 3 miles from us.
https://www.1011now.com/2021/07/08/lpd- ... t-lincoln/

It's by the main lake in town.

[Tero]

Always the meth guys with the medieaval weapons in the car:
https://www.1011now.com/2021/07/16/want ... coln-home/

[Sean Hayden]

Nicholi Grimm . lol

[Tero]

If you have to drink and drive, crashing into a police car is a good way to get out of that habit.
https://www.1011now.com/2021/07/19/hast ... r-weekend/

[Tero]

Area billionaire getting really high!
Cost of travel hard to estimate. 100 million?
https://amp.cnn.com/cnn/2021/07/17/tech ... index.html

[Tero]

67-year old somehow got a passport but had no idea he needed a Covid test to fly out of the country.
https://www.1011now.com/2021/09/22/pass ... -19-rules/

[Tero]

Area man had some plan, mask and all, but....

"Officers said when they arrived, they made contact with the man and saw a loaded handgun with an extended magazine on the passenger seat.

The man was taken into custody without incident.

LPD said officers located the full-face costume mask, two knives, a backpack, knee-pads and a bullhorn in the man’s car."

https://www.1011now.com/2021/09/28/lpd- ... rying-gun/

[JimC]

It's the knee pads that worry me...