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Re: Cricket Thread

Post by Elessarina » Sun Aug 23, 2009 10:32 am

Animavore wrote:Who are England playing?

Brazil

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Re: Cricket Thread

Post by klr » Sun Aug 23, 2009 10:34 am

Elessarina wrote:
Animavore wrote:Who are England playing?

Brazil
Very dangerous those Brazilian leg spinners. :coffee:
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Re: Cricket Thread

Post by Animavore » Sun Aug 23, 2009 10:35 am

Elessarina wrote:
Animavore wrote:Who are England playing?

Brazil
Does not compute.

Who are they really playing?
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Re: Cricket Thread

Post by klr » Sun Aug 23, 2009 10:37 am

Animavore wrote:
Elessarina wrote:
Animavore wrote:Who are England playing?

Brazil
Does not compute.

Who are they really playing?
http://www.cricinfo.com/engvaus2009/eng ... 45974.html
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Re: Cricket Thread

Post by JimC » Sun Aug 23, 2009 10:37 am

klr wrote:
Elessarina wrote:
Animavore wrote:Who are England playing?

Brazil
Very dangerous those Brazilian leg spinners. :coffee:
Smooth as silk, those Brazilians... :levi:
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Re: Cricket Thread

Post by Animavore » Sun Aug 23, 2009 10:39 am

klr wrote:
Animavore wrote:
Elessarina wrote:
Animavore wrote:Who are England playing?

Brazil
Does not compute.

Who are they really playing?
http://www.cricinfo.com/engvaus2009/eng ... 45974.html
I thought they played Australia on Friday?
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Re: Cricket Thread

Post by JimC » Sun Aug 23, 2009 10:40 am

Animavore wrote:
klr wrote:
Animavore wrote:
Elessarina wrote:
Animavore wrote:Who are England playing?

Brazil
Does not compute.

Who are they really playing?
http://www.cricinfo.com/engvaus2009/eng ... 45974.html
I thought they played Australia on Friday?
:whisper: A match can go for 5 days...
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Re: Cricket Thread

Post by Xamonas Chegwé » Sun Aug 23, 2009 10:41 am

JimC wrote: :whisper: A match can go for 5 days...
:hehe: This one won't!!
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Re: Cricket Thread

Post by Animavore » Sun Aug 23, 2009 10:43 am

JimC wrote:
Animavore wrote: I thought they played Australia on Friday?
:whisper: A match can go for 5 days...
:nono: Now I hate it even more. I couldn't watch something that long. I've the attention span of....

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Re: Cricket Thread

Post by Elessarina » Sun Aug 23, 2009 10:46 am

Animavore wrote: :nono: Now I hate it even more. I couldn't watch something that long. I've the attention span of....

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Re: Cricket Thread

Post by klr » Sun Aug 23, 2009 1:44 pm

Two run-outs in two overs. :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:

220/4.
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Re: Cricket Thread

Post by klr » Sun Aug 23, 2009 2:23 pm

North stumped for 10, now 240/5. :coffee:
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Re: Cricket Thread

Post by Xamonas Chegwé » Sun Aug 23, 2009 4:13 pm

Haddin caught off the bowling of Swann! At last. 327/6 now.
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Re: Cricket Thread

Post by klr » Sun Aug 23, 2009 4:23 pm

327/7 - Mitchell Johnson gone.
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Re: Cricket Thread

Post by klr » Sun Aug 23, 2009 4:35 pm

343/8 - Siddle makes the long walk to the pavilion for 10.
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