Seabass wrote: ↑Wed Apr 14, 2021 10:29 pm
Hermit wrote: ↑Wed Apr 14, 2021 10:10 pm
Seabass wrote: ↑Wed Apr 14, 2021 9:47 pm
So Cunt's got no problem with Trump and all the Fox News hosts chatting it up on the phone every night, but he does have a problem with CNN using an unflattering picture of Trump? Is that what's happening here? And all this while he claims to be a lefty and sports a George Carlin avatar?
Carlin was more of a libertarian than a lefty.
Nope. You could say he was anti-establishment, and he made fun of politicians of all stripes, and he bashed both of our political parties, but he was definitely on the left side of the political spectrum. His comedy was pretty much built on savaging conservatives.
Carlin was rather more savage about the common people than conservatives.
"I was on a talk show recently, and the host asked me, "What do you think about the dope problem?" I said, "Definitely, I feel we have too many dopes.""
"I don't think we should be governing ourselves. What we need is a king, and every now and then if the king’s not doing a good job, we kill him."
"We're so self-important. So self-important. Everybody's going to save something now. "Save the trees, save the bees, save the whales, save those snails." And the greatest arrogance of all: "save the planet." What? Are these fucking people kidding me? Save the planet, we don't even know how to take care of ourselves yet! We don't care for one another, we're gonna save the fucking planet? I'm getting tired of that shit. I'm tired of fucking Earth Day. I'm tired of these self-righteous environmentalists, these white, bourgeois liberals who think the only thing wrong with this country is that there aren't enough bicycle paths. People trying to make the world safe for their Volvos. Besides, environmentalists don't give a shit about the planet. Not in the abstract, they don't. You know what they're interested in? A clean place to live. Their own habitat. They're worried that some day in the future they might be personally inconvenienced. Narrow, unenlightened self-interest doesn't impress me."
"Now, there's one thing you might have noticed I don't complain about: politicians. Everybody complains about politicians. Everybody says they suck. Well, where do people think these politicians come from? They don't fall out of the sky. They don't pass through a membrane from another reality. They come from American parents and American families, American homes, American schools, American churches, American businesses and American universities, and they are elected by American citizens. This is the best we can do folks. This is what we have to offer. It's what our system produces: Garbage in, garbage out. If you have selfish, ignorant citizens, you're going to get selfish, ignorant leaders. Term limits ain't going to do any good; you're just going to end up with a brand new bunch of selfish, ignorant Americans. So, maybe, maybe, maybe, it's not the politicians who suck. Maybe something else sucks around here... like, the public. Yeah, the public sucks. There's a nice campaign slogan for somebody: 'The Public Sucks. F*ck Hope.'"
"If you vote, and you elect dishonest, incompetent politicians, and they get into office and screw everything up, you are responsible for what they have done. You voted them in. You caused the problem. You have no right to complain. I, on the other hand, who did not vote -- who did not even leave the house on Election Day -- am in no way responsible for what these politicians have done and have every right to complain about the mess that you created."
"Everything's been sanitized now and cleaned up. First with these fucking Christians. You just start with them. You know. I'm so, you know. That's just one, wait a minute now. Yeah, you know. Let's not leave out these PC campus liberal assholes. I mean they're just as fucking bad from a different direction."
"People are fucking nuts. This country is full of nitwits and assholes. You ever notice that? Nitwits, assholes, fuckups, scumbags, jerkoffs, and dipshits. And they all vote."
"Think about how stupid the average person is, and then realize that half of 'em are stupider than that."
I have yet to become acquainted with someone's output so relentlessly negative and lacking in empathy about the common people who can be described as a lefty. Carlin's attitude is in stark contrast to that of the palaeontologist of non-overlapping magisteria fame, who said: "I am, somehow, less interested in the weight and convolutions of Einstein’s brain than in the near certainty that people of equal talent have lived and died in cotton fields and sweatshops."