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My home town does it again.

Post by Horwood Beer-Master » Fri Aug 21, 2009 12:08 am

Police have arrested a 16-year-old boy on suspicion of setting fire to a woman's hair on a train from Hastings to London's Charing Cross Station.
The BBC wrote:...The boy, from Swanley, Kent, was arrested for grievous bodily harm and bailed to return on 29 September...

What a fucking sack of shit. :nono:
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Post by Woodbutcher » Fri Aug 21, 2009 12:23 am

A hairsonist..
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Post by Xamonas Chegwé » Fri Aug 21, 2009 12:24 am

Cue Nineberry to tell us that she should be grateful to the little cunt for pointing out that her hairspray wasn't fire-retardant!
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Post by JimC » Fri Aug 21, 2009 5:34 am

Xamonas Chegwé wrote:Cue Nineberry to tell us that she should be grateful to the little cunt for pointing out that her hairspray wasn't fire-retardant!
:hilarious: :hilarious: :hilarious:

We could improve the gene pool by compulsory sterilisation of such nasty little shits... :eddy:
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Post by Rum » Fri Aug 21, 2009 6:35 am

Perhaps he was a hairdressing student with an idea for a new look?

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Post by Clinton Huxley » Fri Aug 21, 2009 8:56 am

See, this is exactly what I am on about! Turn back the clock, impose proper Victorian values (at least on the working classes) and little toads like this wouldn't even be in the country, let alone able to immolate a ladies follicles. They'd all be coughing their lungs out in a TB ward in the Crimea.

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Post by The Dawktor » Tue Aug 25, 2009 10:45 am

Clinton Huxley wrote:See, this is exactly what I am on about! Turn back the clock, impose proper Victorian values (at least on the working classes) and little toads like this wouldn't even be in the country, let alone able to immolate a ladies follicles. They'd all be coughing their lungs out in a TB ward in the Crimea.

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