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Re: The Coronavirus Thread

Post by rainbow » Tue Nov 24, 2020 6:09 am

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Re: The Coronavirus Thread

Post by NineBerry » Tue Nov 24, 2020 9:35 am

JimC wrote:
Tue Nov 24, 2020 3:02 am
24 days straight of no new cases in Victoria, with no active cases either. The trick will be later in December, when we start to allow Australians returning from overseas to land at Melbourne. Our hotel quarantine program will need to be a fuck of a lot better than the one that started our second wave...
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Re: The Coronavirus Thread

Post by laklak » Tue Nov 24, 2020 5:27 pm

Lol. CDC will "temporarily relocate" high risk individuals to "camp/sector" levels. Move along, citizen, this is for your own good. Besides, it's "shielding", not Sobibor. If you disagree you're a Nazi.

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https://www.cdc.gov/coronavirus/2019-nc ... KSHd3nV6vI

The funniest part is in the list of "challenges" they don't have "multiple 5.56 rounds to center of mass".
Yeah well that's just, like, your opinion, man.

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Re: The Coronavirus Thread

Post by Brian Peacock » Tue Nov 24, 2020 6:12 pm

You talk big, but shoot wide. :tea:
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Re: The Coronavirus Thread

Post by NineBerry » Tue Nov 24, 2020 6:57 pm

laklak wrote:
Tue Nov 24, 2020 5:27 pm
Lol. CDC will "temporarily relocate" high risk individuals to "camp/sector" levels. Move along, citizen, this is for your own good. Besides, it's "shielding", not Sobibor. If you disagree you're a Nazi.

I'm going to end up dead in a pile of spent brass, surrounded by the bodies of my enemies. But hey, at least I'll feast in Valhalla. Fuck them sideways.

https://www.cdc.gov/coronavirus/2019-nc ... KSHd3nV6vI

The funniest part is in the list of "challenges" they don't have "multiple 5.56 rounds to center of mass".
They are not coming for you. Have you missed the part about "Humanitarian Settings"? i.e. they are not planning to send US citizens to camps, but this is about how to protect people already living in camps / refugee cities and so forth.

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Re: The Coronavirus Thread

Post by laklak » Tue Nov 24, 2020 7:08 pm

You're failing Conspiracy Theory 101.
Yeah well that's just, like, your opinion, man.

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Post by Seabass » Tue Nov 24, 2020 8:09 pm

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Re: The Coronavirus Thread

Post by laklak » Tue Nov 24, 2020 8:13 pm

rainbow wrote:
Tue Nov 24, 2020 6:09 am
laklak wrote:
Tue Nov 24, 2020 3:00 am
I knewed them atheist Dummykrats would try an' deevolution us. Well jokes on them, yeah buddy, cuz my momma wern't no monkey.
Yebbut cuzzin Billy Lee, he not so normal, only got five fingers on a hand.
Ain't got but one pecker too.
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Re: The Coronavirus Thread

Post by Brian Peacock » Tue Nov 24, 2020 11:02 pm

Seabass wrote:
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"What next? And this is not a rhetorical question by the way!" :funny:
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Post by pErvinalia » Tue Nov 24, 2020 11:27 pm

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Re: The Coronavirus Thread

Post by Sean Hayden » Wed Nov 25, 2020 12:07 am

As a Texan I can't relate. There just isn't anyone telling us we can't have Thanksgiving.

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What's the fucking safe word already!? I've had enough.
Imagine that. I guess it's only coincidental that you'd already be the perfect citizen in the ideal world you're selling.

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Post by pErvinalia » Wed Nov 25, 2020 12:12 am

"Fauci".
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Re: The Coronavirus Thread

Post by rainbow » Wed Nov 25, 2020 5:30 am

Brian Peacock wrote:
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"What next? And this is not a rhetorical question by the way!" :funny:
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Re: The Coronavirus Thread

Post by Svartalf » Wed Nov 25, 2020 11:04 am

JimC wrote:
Mon Nov 23, 2020 7:49 pm
...an inactivated common cold virus isolated from chimpanzees...
This, of course, is a pathway to Planet of the Apes! :shock:
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