Qanon

[Hermit]

For a moment I was tempted to log in at Mindromp in order to read what our member from Yellowknife has to say, but then I realised that I already know. He'll start off by claiming Facebook is breaking the first amendment of the US constitution, follow with remarks about Antifa violence and finish with comments about hebephilia, which he will refer to as paedophilia.

Not much there. Cunt has posted on one topic that I can see. Is there some kind of members only club there?

Our member from Yellowknife is probably just running late. He'll get around to commenting on Facebook's decision before long.

[Hermit]

Keaton Patti
@KeatonPatti
https://twitter.com/KeatonPatti/status/ ... 3492893697
I forced a bot to read over 1,000 hours of QAnon theories and then asked it to write QAnon theories of its own. Here they are.

[Hermit]

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[Brian Peacock]

You couldn't make it up.




Oh, hang on...

[Svartalf]

somebody obviously did... they need to either stop the drugs, or have their head checked.

[LucidFlight]

I thought Qanon was a knockoff printer brand.

[Brian Peacock]

That's Niqon.

[laklak]

Huh. Every state is NOT Florida. Every state may want to be Florida, but they just can't cut it. Many are called, but few are chosen.

[L'Emmerdeur]

Protecting the children, or something.

'QAnon Supporters–Allegedly Armed–Drove to Philadelphia Vote-Counting Center and Were Arrested'

Two men were arrested Thursday night on pending firearms charges after cops received information that armed people were en route to the Philadelphia Convention Center, say local cops.

The pair have not been identified, but it is worth mentioning that election officials were counting votes in the Convention Center, where Democratic presidential candidate Joe Biden, was expected to take the lead because mail-in ballots tended to favor him in general. As of Friday morning, Biden did take the lead in Pennsylvania.

A local outlet, NBC Philadelphia, took close ups photographs of the vehicle, which featured a few QAnon stickers and at least one QAnon hat. QAnon is a baseless conspiracy theory that asserts members of the government, especially Democrats, are Satanist pedophiles. The arrests occurred just hours after President Donald Trump repeatedly and falsely asserted that uncounted mail-in ballots were somehow illegal. QAnon supporters believe that Trump was elected to fight a “deep state” pedophile cabal.

[Joe]

As QAnon Copes With Trump’s Likely Loss, They Wonder Where Q Is

The pseudonymous leader of the conspiracy theory hasn’t posted for days.

As the first projections emerged declaring the U.S. presidential election for former Vice President Joe Biden, QAnon is wondering where their Q is.

On far-right and conspiracy channels, the legion of loyalists to President Donald Trump are ginning up any evidence they can find that widespread fraud delivered the election to Biden. Rallies are being planned in the states that are still too close to call. There is an emerging strategy to pressure Republican lawmakers in Georgia, Arizona, and elsewhere to ignore the results of the vote and send Republicans to the Electoral College anyway, in effect demanding that Trump be installed despite the official election results. Other followers are confident that the election results are all part of a plan devised by Q and Trump to smoke out the so-called deep state.

Generally speaking, however, QAnon hasn’t violently mobilized as many feared. Protests outside of state houses and county offices have been, in some cases, unruly but generally small. The only news of an extremist plot appears to have come via a pair of arrests in Philadelphia on weapons charges—researcher J.J. MacNab identified one suspected as an avowed QAnon believer. While promises that the coming weeks could “go hot” may yet be fulfilled, things have been relatively quiet.

QAnon’s unexpected malaise seems to correspond to silence from Q themself. The movement’s pseudonymous leader has not posted since the early-morning hours of Election Day, when they uploaded a picture of a massive American flag, a quote from Abraham Lincoln, and a promise that “together we win.”

Any theories?

[L'Emmerdeur]

Busy revising his resume. Applying for a position at RT.

[Brian Peacock]

Yeah. Vlad has given him a bonus and week off.

[L'Emmerdeur]

Trust the plan. Trump is lulling the evil pedophile Democratic Party into a false notion of victory. He's set it all up using secret watermarks on the ballots so that their satanic machinations with millions of fake ballots will be fully exposed. In due time.

'QAnoners Figure It Out: Biden's Lead Just Sting Operation To Catch Dems Doing Vote Crimes'

Despite the mounting odds against them, Trump supporters are still extremely optimistic about their chances of winning this election. And, of course, we're all sitting here, on edge, spilling coffee all over ourself every time CNN issues a "KEY RACE ALERT" only to find that it's the exact same thing they reported an hour ago. Because I don't know about you, but I just won't be able to bring myself to unclench or to even get slightly optimistic until I know for sure the whole thing is over and Trump is out. As in literally, physically out of the White House.

Among the most optimistic of all are followers of Q who, as you have surely guessed, still "trust the plan" and have "figured out" that actually what is happening right now is a sting operation, set up by the Department of Homeland Security, designed to catch Democrats in the act of trying to steal the vote.

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[Brian Peacock]

Fairy stories.

[laklak]

Fake fairy news.