Bulwer-Lytton Fiction Contest

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Re: Bulwer-Lytton Fiction Contest

Post by rainbow » Thu Oct 08, 2020 7:36 am

"Holy Cow!" exclaimed Ra, sitting on the back of Nut.
"What now?" she mooed in exasperation.
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Re: Bulwer-Lytton Fiction Contest

Post by Brian Peacock » Thu Oct 08, 2020 8:53 am

"The problem with the youth of today," panted Whinstanley breathlessly as he cut the heart from the still-twitching Stentosaur, "Is that you can't tell the boys from the girls."
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Re: Bulwer-Lytton Fiction Contest

Post by rainbow » Sat Oct 10, 2020 8:27 am

"Git yer lazy ass down here this instant!" screamed Dolores-May
Q awoke from his sweet dreams of adoring fans.

"I'll be there anon" he replied.
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