The round ball thread

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Re: The round ball thread

Post by AshtonBlack » Wed Aug 19, 2009 11:33 pm

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Re: The round ball thread

Post by redunderthebed » Thu Aug 20, 2009 7:37 am

JimC wrote:
born-again-atheist wrote::dono:

That you should feel pride at beating them is a testament to your own inferiority complex.
I can't help my tribalistic tendencies, they're written in my DNA... :shifty:
Exactly sod off freud. :Erasb: Not to mention i feel sad if Adelaide United lose to any team much less Bling FC.

It was a win-win situation i would be happy if either team won and i was glad Burnley won because really we need all the points we can get at home to stay up whereas Man Utd have a bad habit of a shit start but we will be there when the whips are cracking when it matters.

Great strike by Blake worthy of winning any game. :D
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Re: The round ball thread

Post by AshtonBlack » Thu Aug 20, 2009 11:37 am

Mr Bouquet wrote:
JimC wrote:
born-again-atheist wrote::dono:

That you should feel pride at beating them is a testament to your own inferiority complex.
I can't help my tribalistic tendencies, they're written in my DNA... :shifty:
Exactly sod off freud. :Erasb: Not to mention i feel sad if Adelaide United lose to any team much less Bling FC.

It was a win-win situation i would be happy if either team won and i was glad Burnley won because really we need all the points we can get at home to stay up whereas Man Utd have a bad habit of a shit start but we will be there when the whips are cracking when it matters.

Great strike by Blake worthy of winning any game. :D
It was a screamer! BOSH!

(Please ignore the arabic commentator.... :? )


The last angle shows it the best!

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Re: The round ball thread

Post by Xamonas Chegwé » Thu Aug 20, 2009 3:25 pm

Fuck! Did he get hold of that one! We could of had him at Forest but the board were too tight to stump up the cash (they'd already wasted it all on three fucking useless Italians - thank you Mr Platt!) So Burnley stepped in and snapped him up.
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Re: The round ball thread

Post by redunderthebed » Fri Aug 21, 2009 2:57 pm

Oh ffs we lost to gold coast. :lay:

First time we have lost at home for a long time. :(
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Re: The round ball thread

Post by AshtonBlack » Fri Aug 21, 2009 3:06 pm

I am going up north this weekend..... I might try and get to the game.

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Re: The round ball thread

Post by redunderthebed » Fri Aug 21, 2009 3:27 pm

AshtonBlack wrote:I am going up north this weekend..... I might try and get to the game.
You better get a ticket for it the game is going to be sold out undoubtedly. :tup:
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Re: The round ball thread

Post by AshtonBlack » Fri Aug 21, 2009 5:00 pm

Oh most definitely but I know a man, who knows a man, if you know what I mean.

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Re: The round ball thread

Post by redunderthebed » Sun Aug 23, 2009 4:17 pm

AshtonBlack wrote:Oh most definitely but I know a man, who knows a man, if you know what I mean.
Good work. :tup:

The pride of lancashire keeps marching on in the premier league! :woot: Great win by the lads over Everton it got close thanks saha for fluffing that penalty. :hehe:

Great goal by Elliot the last one he scored before that will go down in Burnley history. :praise: :praise: :praise:
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Re: The round ball thread

Post by AshtonBlack » Sun Aug 23, 2009 4:18 pm

Aye... another good result. I wonder if we're still favourites for the drop???

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Re: The round ball thread

Post by AshtonBlack » Tue Aug 25, 2009 11:30 am

We've got Hartlepool in the cup tonight.

It raises an interesting quandary. Burnley have the smallest squad in the league and are not exactly busting with money (no debt though!), so should the manager "not be bothered" and get out of the cup competitions early, to rest his players and concentrate on staving off relegation? Or should we end up playing 60+games in a season. (Only Man Utd played more)?

I, personally, would try to get everything and win at any cost and luckily I think the manager agrees!

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Re: The round ball thread

Post by redunderthebed » Wed Aug 26, 2009 12:13 am

They pushed us all the way from what i can gather from the sky sports reports but they won 2-1 and steven fletcher got off the mark. :woot:
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Re: The round ball thread

Post by Xamonas Chegwé » Wed Aug 26, 2009 12:28 am

And Forest managed a cup win against Muddlesbugger - shame they can't buy one in the league this season! :nono:
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Re: The round ball thread

Post by AshtonBlack » Wed Aug 26, 2009 5:58 am

redunderthebed wrote:They pushed us all the way from what i can gather from the sky sports reports but they won 2-1 and steven fletcher got off the mark. :woot:
Aye they led 1-0 right up to the 84th min then Fletch scored. Extra time he scored another. Phew.

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Re: The round ball thread

Post by redunderthebed » Fri Aug 28, 2009 3:32 am

Match day today! Adelaide United play North Queensland featuring that scouse cockcokehead robbie fowler.
Trolldor wrote:Ahh cardinal Pell. He's like a monkey after a lobotomy and three lines of cocaine.
The Pope was today knocked down at the start of Christmas mass by a woman who hopped over the barriers. The woman was said to be, "Mentally unstable."

Which is probably why she went unnoticed among a crowd of Christians.
Cormac wrote: One thing of which I am certain. The world is a better place with you in it. Stick around please. The universe will eventually get around to offing all of us. No need to help it in its efforts...

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