Trumps Greatest Achievements

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Which of the election promises have been achieved?

Bacon
4
25%
Hillary in jail
2
13%
Affordable Care Act repealed
1
6%
Draining the swamp
1
6%
Building the wall
1
6%
Banning Muslims
1
6%
Clean coal
1
6%
Releasing his tax records
1
6%
Cheese
4
25%
 
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Post by L'Emmerdeur » Mon Aug 31, 2020 6:19 pm

Making the US safe for corporate destruction of the environment again!

'Trump's deregulatory disregard for law and science'
Despite political tumult and pandemic struggles, and perhaps due to the election season’s arrival, the Trump administration has been especially busy with regulatory rollbacks. These rollbacks highlight key components of the administration’s deregulatory playbook and the costs of its disregard for law and science.

While presidents have some latitude to choose their priorities, they cannot rewrite the law by fiat, or with mere orders to executive branch agencies. Under the Constitution, presidents must ensure agencies “faithfully execute” the nation’s many laws, including those protecting health and the environment. Furthermore, longstanding law requires honest and thorough agency grappling with the best available science, critical public comments and analysis of impacts of regulatory choices. So how has the administration done?

In a recent peer-reviewed article in Science, we analyzed the claimed rationales, legal infirmities and wide-ranging environmental harms of the Trump administration’s recently implemented Navigable Waters Protection Rule (NWPR). The rule addresses the critically important issue of what “waters” are federally protected under the Clean Water Act. In developing it, the U.S. Environmental Protection Agency (EPA) and U.S. Army Corps of Engineers, under Trump, disregarded both law and science.

...

The Trump administration ... turned a blind eye to the science on how water connects landscapes, from ridges-to-reefs, thereby both performing ecosystem functions and providing ecosystem services, including water quality improvement, flood control and fish and wildlife support. The administration relied heavily on a minority Supreme Court opinion that itself ignored statutory goals and scientific evidence, focusing instead on permanent flows and connections between waterbodies, while downplaying protective criteria endorsed by court majorities.

The result? The new rule eliminates protections for millions of miles of streams and acres of wetlands across the United States. The rule exacerbates harms from increasingly frequent droughts, contaminants, algal blooms and other stressors that are often exacerbated by climate change. EPA’s own data suggest any rollback is a terrible idea, showing poor conditions in nearly half of our rivers and streams and one-third of the nation’s remaining wetlands. And EPA's own Science Advisory Board criticized the rule’s inconsistency with science.
The fine people at Science have chosen to put the article behind their paywall.

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Post by JimC » Mon Aug 31, 2020 9:45 pm

Science is the enemy...
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Post by Hermit » Thu Sep 03, 2020 10:43 am

The Washington Post published Alexandra Petri's commentary on one of Trump's greatest speeches.

First, though, if you have not already heard it, listen to Trump's 'bags of soup' fantasy. It's really funny -- until you realise that that 43.4% of the USA's public approves of him as I write.




The president, sound in mind and body, is continuing to tell us important things that are worth knowing. Most recently, he wants us to know that soup is a dangerous weapon.

“And you have people coming over with bags of soup — big bags of soup," he said. "And they lay it on the ground, and the anarchists take it and they start throwing it at our cops, at our police. And if it hits you, that’s worse than a brick because that’s got force. It’s the perfect size. It’s, like, made perfect. And when they get caught, they say, ‘No, this is just soup for my family. And the media says, ‘This is just soup.’”

This is not just soup. Soup is a very dangerous substance. For instance, some soup is very hot. Alphabet soup can spell ANTIFA.

Every soup, in fact, has something threatening about it. Vichyssoise collaborated. Chowder is menacing because in Boston it ends in “AH!,” the sound you make when surprised or terrified. Avgolemono? Avgolem — OH, NO! If you are Donald Trump, you love your base; you are against anyone who would try to bouillabaisse. (If you are Donald Trump, you also definitely did not suffer a series of minestrones.) This opposition to soup is just the logical consommé-shun that follows from everything that has gone before.

Imagine this. You are walking down the street, minding your own business. Behind you, you hear the unmistakable sound of a noodle sloshing against a chunk of chicken. You are being pursued by a bag of soup. The anarchists are upon you. Could any sound possibly fill you with more terror? Or an adversary announces he is making stone soup, and suddenly reinforcements arrive with carrots where there were not carrots before.

Or think of French onion soup, covered in a layer of suppurating cheese, squelching as you prod your spoon into it. Think of cream of mushroom. Cream of mushroom held America in terror for the entire decade of the 1950s, forcing people to transform it into casseroles. Such was the whim of soup. Such was its awesome power. Chicken soup — it will heal you, but at what cost?

Soup is a liquid. Why is it wearing armor? Is this the Middle Ages? What does the soup know? In fallout shelters around the world, soup lurks in a can, ready to survive any apocalyptic event. The soup will endure long after we have expired, long after it has expired.

It is the perfect weapon. It shows no mercy, not even a ladle bit.
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Post by Tero » Thu Sep 03, 2020 11:20 am

Kellyanne! Who can forget Kellyanne? Well, at least not till November.


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Re: Trumps Greatest Achievements

Post by rainbow » Thu Sep 03, 2020 11:37 am

Hermit wrote:
Thu Sep 03, 2020 10:43 am
First, though, if you have not already heard it, listen to Trump's 'bags of soup' fantasy. It's really funny --
:soup: :soup: :soup:
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Post by Tero » Wed Jul 07, 2021 8:58 pm

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Post by laklak » Wed Jul 07, 2021 9:07 pm

Highest rate of inflation since, well, pretty much ever.

OK I know that's Biden, but if Trump hadn't been Prez then Biden wouldn't have won so it's Trump's fault I paid $98 for a fucking 4x8 sheet of 1/2 inch plywood. Fucking cunt.
Yeah well that's just, like, your opinion, man.

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Post by Sean Hayden » Wed Jul 07, 2021 9:20 pm

I don't want to spend 500 bucks on a cheap dryer...
The latest fad is a poverty social. Every woman must wear calico,
and every man his old clothes. In addition each is fined 25 cents if
he or she does not have a patch on his or her clothing. If these
parties become a regular thing, says an exchange, won't there be
a good chance for newspaper men to shine?

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Post by laklak » Thu Jul 08, 2021 1:00 am

It's ridiculous. Fucking brisket was $8.99 a pound. I don't care if I have to rob goddamn banks they're not turning this boy's ass into some kind of vegentarian. Fuck Gaia, gimme some fucking beef, I'm a 'Murikan by God.
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Re: Trumps Greatest Achievements

Post by Tero » Thu Jul 08, 2021 1:47 am

Go to McDonalds for that good rain forest destroying beef.

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