Find out if you are black

Do you support Trump?

Yes. Then you are not black.
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No. Then you are black.
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I don't vote. Then you are bacon or cheese. Pick one.
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Re: Find out if you are black

Post by Hermit » Mon Jun 01, 2020 5:05 pm

Brian Peacock wrote:
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I wonder what the point of that was?
Don't be so dense. The point is that squeezing someone's neck with a knee for 20 seconds is OK in France. Obviously. It follows that since it's OK in France it must be OK to squeeze someone's neck with a knee for eight or nine minutes anywhere else, even if the squezee dies in the process.
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Re: Find out if you are black

Post by NineBerry » Mon Jun 01, 2020 5:38 pm

Black. It says so in my passport.

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Post by laklak » Mon Jun 01, 2020 7:06 pm

Does Black Irish count?
Yeah well that's just, like, your opinion, man.

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Re: Find out if you are black

Post by blindfaith » Mon Jun 01, 2020 7:30 pm

I'm white guyanese, does that count?

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Post by JimC » Mon Jun 01, 2020 8:45 pm

I am melanin deficient...
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Post by Brian Peacock » Mon Jun 01, 2020 8:50 pm

I've got a James Brown record.
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Post by pErvinalia » Tue Jun 02, 2020 11:29 am

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Post by Svartalf » Tue Jun 02, 2020 12:14 pm

but your liver is white.
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Post by Tero » Tue Jun 02, 2020 12:40 pm

Brian Peacock wrote:
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I've got a James Brown record.
Looking looking looking. I have one track. I'm more of a blues guy. I have some Talking Heads, that is the extent of my funk stuff.

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Post by laklak » Tue Jun 02, 2020 1:49 pm

I took my oldest daughter to a James Brown concert when she was 18 months old.
Yeah well that's just, like, your opinion, man.

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Re: Find out if you are black

Post by Animavore » Tue Jun 02, 2020 5:38 pm

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Post by Brian Peacock » Tue Jun 02, 2020 7:46 pm

laklak wrote:
Tue Jun 02, 2020 1:49 pm
I took my oldest daughter to a James Brown concert when she was 18 months old.
Blacknuss assured.
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Post by JimC » Tue Jun 02, 2020 8:45 pm

I sometimes listen to Muddy Waters...
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Re: Find out if you are black

Post by Cunt » Tue Jun 02, 2020 8:47 pm

I listened to a Brandon Tatum interview.
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Re: Find out if you are black

Post by Joe » Wed Jun 03, 2020 4:25 pm

I saw Furry Lewis live and talked about playing guitar with him after the show. Okay, he did most of the talking. :{D
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