The Coronavirus Thread

[Faithfree]

“malignant shit-funnel”

[Faithfree]

All churches and mosques will be closed for several weeks.

That'll teach god for creating this virus!

[Faithfree]

There was a lady on the radio today saying you can make you own hand sanitizer by mixing hand cream with a little gin or vodka.

Do you think that'll work with beer?

The alcohol-based hand sanitisers are to stop the virus getting into your mouth from your hands. I say cut out the middle man and apply the alcohol directly to the mouth. You know it makes sense!

[Scot Dutchy]

Brilliant Nine The truth will finally come out. It is one big con. We are going scatty over a total of 5000 deaths globally.
230,000 people are born everyday.

[NineBerry]

There was a lady on the radio today saying you can make you own hand sanitizer by mixing hand cream with a little gin or vodka.

Do you think that'll work with beer?

The alcohol-based hand sanitisers are to stop the virus getting into your mouth from your hands. I say cut out the middle man and apply the alcohol directly to the mouth. You know it makes sense!

Mouth, nose and eyes. I'd advise against directly applying alcohol to your eyes.

[Scot Dutchy]

This so true:

Reporting on coronavirus: 'fear is almost as great a threat as the disease'

Writers from China, Italy and the UK explain how we are cooperating to produce measured reporting on a global crisis

Fear of the coronavirus is almost as great a threat as Covid-19 itself, the disease it causes. The World Health Organization’s director general, Tedros Adhanom Ghebreyesus, has talked of combating the “infodemic” alongside the epidemic. The public panic is such that social media is alight with speculation, while newspaper websites run stories with sensational headlines because they attract unprecedented traffic.

A infodemic and fake news. Today's press.

[Scot Dutchy]

What is the panic buying for? Really pathetic and greedy.

Original of picture posted on twitter at 7:28 AM · Mar 14, 2020 by Michelle Davies, of Tesco in Colney Hatch. Photograph: Michelle Davies/Twitter

[Faithfree]

There was a lady on the radio today saying you can make you own hand sanitizer by mixing hand cream with a little gin or vodka.

Do you think that'll work with beer?

The alcohol-based hand sanitisers are to stop the virus getting into your mouth from your hands. I say cut out the middle man and apply the alcohol directly to the mouth. You know it makes sense!

Mouth, nose and eyes. I'd advise against directly applying alcohol to your eyes.

Drinking whilst wearing a scuba mask might be the solution.

[Tero]

Nasty woman asked Trump about his epidemic team. His explanation 2018:
https://twitter.com/YpsiGal/status/1238604602154639364

If you wanna know what
@Yamiche
was asking about, here's Trump ADMITTING to cutting the Pandemic Response Team in 2018. #NastyQuestion

[Tero]

graphs
scroll
https://blog.datawrapper.de/coronavirus ... -worldwide

[Joe]

Nasty woman asked Trump about his epidemic team. His explanation 2018:
https://twitter.com/YpsiGal/status/1238604602154639364

If you wanna know what
@Yamiche
was asking about, here's Trump ADMITTING to cutting the Pandemic Response Team in 2018. #NastyQuestion

Well, John Bolton was head of the NSC at the time and did the actual deed, and as we all know now, Trump barely knew the guy.

[Tero]

Nearly all our cases are travel related plus one entire family in a house. The high school student in serious condition attended a basketball game in our town. They cleaned the entire gym. She has health issues that were serious.

NEBRASKA CORONAVIRUS CASES
As of March 12

Case 1: Woman, 36, Douglas Co., recent travel to U.K.
- Critical Condition at UNMC Biocontainment Unit

Cases 2 & 3: Tied to Case 1, self-quarantine

Case 4: Woman, Douglas Co., 40s, recent travel to Nevada & California, self-quarantine

Case 5: Male, 16, Crofton High School
- Serious Condition at UNMC Biocontainment Unit

Cases 6-10: Family of Case 4, all self-quarantine

Case 11: Male, 50s, Cass Co., on connecting flight from Minneapolis to Omaha with Case 1, self-quarantine

Case 12: Man, 50s, Douglas Co., recent travel, self-quarantine

Case 13: Woman, 60s, Douglas Co., recent travel, self-quarantine

Case 14: Tied to Case 4, Child, Douglas Co., self-quarantine

[Scot Dutchy]

The UK and Ireland are being dumped. Flight ban monday.

[Sean Hayden]

[Svartalf]

Stinky poo !

The prime minister just announce that from midnight, all non indispensable commercial locations will be closed.
No more cafés or restaurants.
Food seller, banks, pharmacists and a few others will remain open.