The Coronavirus Thread

[Scot Dutchy]

The government here has brought out a list of advisory restrictions. We as elderly are advised not to travel on public transport. That's the sauna buggered. It looks as if it is closing anyway when I phoned up. These restrictions are valid until at least the first of April. JFCOAPS. Fucking hype.

[Brian Peacock]

JFCOAPS: Jesus Fucking Christ Old Age Pensioners Suck!

[Svartalf]

well, I'll keep using the metro, trams and buses, I have to use those when I want to leave my home's immediate area, and I'm getting damn bored and depressive when I'm confined at home.

[Cunt]

well, I'll keep using the metro, trams and buses, I have to use those when I want to leave my home's immediate area, and I'm getting damn bored and depressive when I'm confined at home.

This is what I mean when I say suggest it is futile to protect ourselves against infection. Sensible to try HARD not to spread it, but we will need to live.

I wish you improved cardio, old dude.

[NineBerry]

well, I'll keep using the metro, trams and buses, I have to use those when I want to leave my home's immediate area, and I'm getting damn bored and depressive when I'm confined at home.

Time to get a bike!

[Svartalf]

I'm not suicidal yet.

[Cunt]

I'm not suicidal yet.

Hipppocrates declared walking a 'best exercise'. I hope you have time to enjoy it.

[JimC]

What's with the testing obsession? Jesus, can you imagine how many dorks are requesting them even now in ERs across the US?

If you are seriously ill you'll be isolated and a test will be requested. Otherwise stay home, drink plenty of gin, yadda, yadda...

Fixed...

[pErvinalia]

And the rest. There's tonnes of cases in Europe. Last I heard there weren't all that many in the UK.

The UK is one of the highest in Europe but it does not matter as he is playing the blaming game.

Rubbish. Infections in the UK - 450 odd. Infections in Germany - 2400 odd.

[pErvinalia]

If you are about to travel, or arrived from abroad, tests should be available. This disease is novel in that you can walk around for a week infecting people, with no symptoms.

I heard a virologist state that you are only infectious from a day before symptoms start.

[Tero]

If you are about to travel, or arrived from abroad, tests should be available. This disease is novel in that you can walk around for a week infecting people, with no symptoms.

I heard a virologist state that you are only infectious from a day before symptoms start.

There are other things to consider. Nearly all household members in a home get it if one is infected.

[Sean Hayden]

Infections in the US unimaginable! Demand testing nowwww!!!!!!!

School's out for another week, staff and students. The rodeo closed, no baseball or basketball. Just a few of the things we're doing.

But wait, testtttttttt nowwwww!!!!!!

[pErvinalia]

Don't worry, no one can afford the test in the US.

[Sean Hayden]

Too true.

[Sean Hayden]

Apparently even that's not true now. ~hand-wringing~