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Re: Identify this bug.

Post by Horwood Beer-Master » Mon Aug 17, 2009 7:19 pm

I bet this thread is making Jim's avatar hungry.



Oh, and a quick point of pedantry about the title. The term 'bug' should, strictly speaking, only to be applied to members of the insect order Hemiptera.
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Re: Identify this bug.

Post by lordpasternack » Mon Aug 17, 2009 9:11 pm

Animavore wrote:They even have freaky sex.
"Food items such as caterpillars, bugs, and flies are offered to be eaten during copulation. The female is first attracted by a pheromone emitted by one or more vesicles or pouches at the end of the male's abdomen. When the female is near, the vesicles are retracted. The female examines the offering while the male searches for her genitalia with his own. If the gift is rejected, the female flies away. If the gift is accepted, the genitalia of the male couples with that of the female, who lowers herself until she is hanging upside down. She consumes the offering during copulation. The male supports the female by holding her legs or the prey. Field observations show that both sexes mate several times per day. Small or unacceptable offerings result in no or a very short copulation time. Duration depends on the size of the gift. It has been observed that prey 3 to 14 mm long will provide 1 to 17 minutes of copulation in Hylobittacus apicalis. Larger H. apicalis give prey the size of houseflies in return for 20 to 29 minutes of copulation. This results in a maximum sperm transfer, increased oviposition, and a refractory period."
The females are prostitutes. :hehe:
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Re: Identify this bug.

Post by Horwood Beer-Master » Tue Aug 18, 2009 10:03 am

lordpasternack wrote:...The females are prostitutes. :hehe:
So are some penguins, I quote now from The Qi Book of Animal Ignorance,
Qi wrote:...Female Adélie Penguins build their nests with stones, a rare commodity in Antarctica and one for which they are willing to pay. When their partner's back is turned, they trade 'intimate favours' with other single males in return for bigger, better stones - the only known example of bird prostitution. 'Client' males are sometimes so satisfied with the service that females can come back for more stones without offering sex, merely a little light courtship. One particularly flirtatious female managed to aquire sixty-two rocks in this way...
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Anyone know the name of this?

Post by The Red Fox » Sat Oct 03, 2009 12:15 pm

I'm not exactly sure what this remarkable looking creature is, at first I thought it was a twig until it started moving across the door of the garden shed and I took a closer look at it. Anyone know what it is?

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Post by Gawdzilla Sama » Sat Oct 03, 2009 12:17 pm

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Post by Clinton Huxley » Sat Oct 03, 2009 12:24 pm

I saw one in Cornwall...

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Re: Anyone know the name of this?

Post by Gawdzilla Sama » Sat Oct 03, 2009 12:25 pm

A species of "stick insect", obviously. We need the Butterfly.
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Post by The Curious Squid » Sat Oct 03, 2009 12:27 pm

There's something really creepy about that. Is it some kind of stick insect?
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Re: Anyone know the name of this?

Post by CJ » Sat Oct 03, 2009 12:35 pm

Gawdzilla wrote:A species of "stick insect", obviously. We need the Butterfly.
No it's a moth. I'll go get details.

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Re: Anyone know the name of this?

Post by Clinton Huxley » Sat Oct 03, 2009 12:36 pm

CJ is right, it's a type of Plume Moth.

http://www.bugsandweeds.co.uk/moths%20p4.html#ComPlume
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Re: Anyone know the name of this?

Post by CJ » Sat Oct 03, 2009 12:44 pm

Clinton Huxley wrote:CJ is right, it's a type of Plume Moth.

http://www.bugsandweeds.co.uk/moths%20p4.html#ComPlume
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Re: Identify this bug.

Post by Animavore » Sat Oct 03, 2009 1:06 pm

Can you identify this bug?

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Re: Identify this bug.

Post by lordpasternack » Sat Oct 03, 2009 5:02 pm

Animavore wrote:Can you identify this bug?

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Ugh. She looks as though she's wearing an ugly rubber mask or something. I can't understand why anyone would spend so much money on looking so damn ugly. :?
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Re: Identify this bug.

Post by JacksSmirkingRevenge » Sat Oct 03, 2009 9:42 pm

lordpasternack wrote:
Animavore wrote:Can you identify this bug?

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Ugh. She looks as though she's wearing an ugly rubber mask or something. I can't understand why anyone would spend so much money on looking so damn ugly. :?
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Re: Identify this bug.

Post by Psi Wavefunction » Sat Oct 03, 2009 11:26 pm

OWWWW MY EYES!!! I was expecting some cute cockroach or assasin beetle or something, and then this hideous thing pops up in high res... :nono: :nono: :nono: :lay: *heads off to eyebleach station*

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