I've been happy lately, that I chose to have a home gym (really just a pullup bar and some dumbbells) and eschew tying my fitness activities to payments, like gym or trainers.
It sort of insulates against my plans being upset by others and their complicated 'infrastructure'.
I love living in a city, but I'm glad my trail is wide open, compared to our best indoor facilities.
And no, I don't look anything like that. Picture a slightly stooped, slightly deflated-baloon-shaped hairy old man.
I don't think I could get to that size, but then I don't know really what I can get. I guess I'll see some of it, but it takes years.