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Re: The Coronavirus Thread

Post by JimC » Fri Feb 14, 2020 5:43 am

Perhaps a constant misting of the air with neat gin will keep it at bay...
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Post by pErvinalia » Fri Feb 14, 2020 6:00 am

It's alright, as 2/3 of the globe is China, India, Nigeria, Indonesia, and a few other third world shit holes like the US.
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Re: The Coronavirus Thread

Post by rainbow » Fri Feb 14, 2020 7:30 am

pErvinalia wrote:
Fri Feb 14, 2020 6:00 am
It's alright, as 2/3 of the globe is China, India, Nigeria, Indonesia, and a few other third world shit holes like the US.
It only affects the Northern Hemisphere, so why should we care?
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Re: The Coronavirus Thread

Post by Hermit » Fri Feb 14, 2020 7:48 am

rainbow wrote:
Fri Feb 14, 2020 7:30 am
pErvinalia wrote:
Fri Feb 14, 2020 6:00 am
It's alright, as 2/3 of the globe is China, India, Nigeria, Indonesia, and a few other third world shit holes like the US.
It only affects the Northern Hemisphere, so why should we care?
South Africans are already immunised anyway through exposure to Ebola.

In Australia 15 people have been diagnosed with being infected as of two days ago. Five of them have already recovered from the infection. No fatalities so far.
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Re: The Coronavirus Thread

Post by rainbow » Fri Feb 14, 2020 11:17 am

Hermit wrote:
Fri Feb 14, 2020 7:48 am
rainbow wrote:
Fri Feb 14, 2020 7:30 am
pErvinalia wrote:
Fri Feb 14, 2020 6:00 am
It's alright, as 2/3 of the globe is China, India, Nigeria, Indonesia, and a few other third world shit holes like the US.
It only affects the Northern Hemisphere, so why should we care?
South Africans are already immunised anyway through exposure to Ebola.

In Australia 15 people have been diagnosed with being infected as of two days ago. Five of them have already recovered from the infection. No fatalities so far.
Natural resistance of the virus to Ozzies.
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Re: The Coronavirus Thread

Post by Alan B » Fri Feb 14, 2020 2:33 pm

Nah. It's a Northern Hemisphere virus. It can't get to grips with the Ozzie accent...
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Re: The Coronavirus Thread

Post by Hermit » Fri Feb 14, 2020 3:10 pm

Alan B wrote:
Fri Feb 14, 2020 2:33 pm
Nah. It's a Northern Hemisphere virus. It can't get to grips with the Ozzie accent...
If the coronavirus were repelled by accents it would stay well clear of North America. Maybe our drop bears keep it at bay.
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Post by pErvinalia » Sat Feb 15, 2020 12:09 am

Our fires killed it all.
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Re: The Coronavirus Thread

Post by Tero » Mon Feb 24, 2020 10:34 pm

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Re: The Coronavirus Thread

Post by JimC » Mon Feb 24, 2020 10:44 pm

For the duration of the pandemic, close all churches...
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Re: The Coronavirus Thread

Post by Svartalf » Mon Feb 24, 2020 11:02 pm

It's already happened in Milan.
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Re: The Coronavirus Thread

Post by pErvinalia » Tue Feb 25, 2020 12:13 am

JimC wrote:
Mon Feb 24, 2020 10:44 pm
For the duration of the pandemic, close all churches...
No, keep them open. Weed out the Christians!
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Re: The Coronavirus Thread

Post by Tero » Tue Feb 25, 2020 12:51 am

I'm not shaking any Christian hands till June or so. All my neighbors are Christians. There is one muslim or hindu or something 2 blocks away.
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Re: The Coronavirus Thread

Post by rainbow » Tue Feb 25, 2020 6:21 am

Global financial markets saw some of the sharpest falls in years on Monday after a rise in coronavirus cases renewed fears about economic slowdown.

In the US, the Dow Jones and S&P 500 posted their sharpest daily declines since 2018, with the Dow falling 3.5% or more than 1,000 points.

The S&P 500 ended the day 3.3% lower, while the Nasdaq sank 3.7%.
https://www.bbc.com/news/business-51612520

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