Soon you will pissing with fear. That's my prediction.
Show some courage by stating a specific date and time, please. "Soon" doesn't cut it. According to the Bible it's what Jesus said. Some people are still waiting for the fulfilment of his prophecy almost 2000 years later. That makes the definition of "soon" pretty useless. I can piss for a minute at the most. Not gonna try that for 2000 years.
I know I will die soon, where "soon" is defined as anywhere between now and a few years from now, 10 at the most, and I can't say I am looking forward to it. Beyond death there is nothing to fear, though. I will just have ceased to exist.
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Clinton Huxley » 21 Jun 2012 » 14:10:36 GMT
Soon you will pissing with fear. That's my prediction.
When the heat-cloud sucks the tempest, when the slivered pine-trees fall,
When the blinding, blaring rain-squalls lash and veer,
Through the war-gongs of the thunder rings a voice more loud than all--
It is Fear, O Little Hunter, it is Fear!
Now the spates are banked and deep; now the footless boulders leap--
Now the lightning shows each littlest leaf--rib clear--
But thy throat is shut and dried, and thy heart against thy side
Hammers: Fear, O Little Hunter--this is Fear!
Soon you will pissing with fear. That's my prediction.
"Those who can make you believe absurdities, can make you commit atrocities." —Voltaire
"They want to take away your hamburgers. This is what Stalin dreamt about but never achieved." —Sebastian Gorka
Is pissing with fear a faster rate than normal pissing? I hope so, because my prostate is fucked and I piss at an interminably slow rate.
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Nostradumus is a cunning devil. Writes in frog language. Can't trick me, though. I found the translation. Careful, people. It's scary stuff!
I am, somehow, less interested in the weight and convolutions of Einstein’s brain than in the near certainty that people of equal talent have lived and died in cotton fields and sweatshops. - Stephen J. Gould
Is pissing with fear a faster rate than normal pissing? I hope so, because my prostate is fucked and I piss at an interminably slow rate.
Apparently, there is a procedure where a heated needle is passed up the old fellow to burn the passage wider...
With anaesthetic, one hopes...
I'd be almost willing to get that done. One day I'll probably have to.
Sent from my penis using wankertalk. "The Western world is fucking awesome because of mostly white men" - DaveDodo007. "Socialized medicine is just exactly as morally defensible as gassing and cooking Jews" - Seth. Yes, he really did say that.. "Seth you are a boon to this community" - Cunt. "I am seriously thinking of going on a spree killing" - Svartalf.
I've taken precautions - a $35 device installed between the toilet bowl and seat - to prevent them from getting fatally attached to me, but I fear, I FEAR, I tells ya, they will overpower me one day.
If Dennis wanted to tell me exactly which day it will be, he probably could. There'll be a quatrain by Nostradamus where it is specified. But noooooo, the cruel bastard won't do that. At best he'll tell me it's some time soon.
I am, somehow, less interested in the weight and convolutions of Einstein’s brain than in the near certainty that people of equal talent have lived and died in cotton fields and sweatshops. - Stephen J. Gould
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