I'm not racist, but...

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Re: I'm not racist, but...

Post by JimC » Tue Jan 21, 2020 6:21 am

The swine! :lay:
Nurse, where the fuck's my cardigan?
And my gin!

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Re: I'm not racist, but...

Post by Sean Hayden » Tue Jan 21, 2020 12:20 pm

They should've stuffed it with money first so that coins spilled everywhere as it bounced, it would have made for a better metaphor. How many parents realized they're suckers at that very moment? :lol:
“The Turkey Trot, Grizzly Bear and Other Naughty Diversions”

“Starting as if in the good old-fashioned Two-Step, the dancers suddenly let go hands, the man slipping behind his fair companion, there is a little step and a hop, something like a turkey might be expected to do, then a fresh grip around the waist of the young lady, the man snuggles up ever so closely behind her and they hop, skip and jump and half run along.”

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