The round ball thread
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Liverpool lost with an abysmal first game to Sperms
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Ha! You lost to Sydney.Mr Bouquet wrote:Bloody sydney!
We lost to Sydney FC 1-0.
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That was fucking hilarious.Animavore wrote:Liverpool lost with an abysmal first game to Sperms
Typical sydney bandwagoner.born-again-atheist wrote:Ha! You lost to Sydney.Mr Bouquet wrote:Bloody sydney!
We lost to Sydney FC 1-0.
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I'm from Sydney. Don't care much for sports, only that other people feel defeated because they lost to someone somehow affiliated with Sydney.
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We beat the Sydney Swans on Saturday night, so there!born-again-atheist wrote:I'm from Sydney. Don't care much for sports, only that other people feel defeated because they lost to someone somehow affiliated with Sydney.
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That you should feel pride at beating them is a testament to your own inferiority complex.
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I can't help my tribalistic tendencies, they're written in my DNA...born-again-atheist wrote:
That you should feel pride at beating them is a testament to your own inferiority complex.
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Burnley lost at the weekend.
Our next fixture: A small team call Manchester Untidy... or something, never heard of them myself.
Our next fixture: A small team call Manchester Untidy... or something, never heard of them myself.
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This is a SPORT?leo-rcc wrote:If it doesn't involve petrol it is not a sport.
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How do you get past the Heats ?AshtonBlack wrote:This is a SPORT?leo-rcc wrote:If it doesn't involve petrol it is not a sport.
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I know... I was just being facetious.leo-rcc wrote:(stealing a chapter out of the fundie playbook) You can't prove it isn't a sport.AshtonBlack wrote:This is a SPORT?leo-rcc wrote:If it doesn't involve petrol it is not a sport.
Besides, "If it doesn't involve petrol it is not a sport." does not equate to "If it does involve petrol it is a sport".
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AB, why aren't you in here celebrating Burnley beating Man. U.?
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Fuck! I wasn't looking. That is soooooooo sweet.klr wrote:AB, why aren't you in here celebrating Burnley beating Man. U.?
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The goal was an absolute peach. I hope for Burnley's sake this win isn't the highlight of their season.Xamonas Chegwé wrote:Fuck! I wasn't looking. That is soooooooo sweet.klr wrote:AB, why aren't you in here celebrating Burnley beating Man. U.?
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Even if it is, I bet the memory of Fergie's expression is burnt into the eyes of every fan forever! I love those cunts losing to a team they expect to roll over. Let's hope they do the same to Chelsea, Arsenal, Liverpool, ...klr wrote:The goal was an absolute peach. I hope for Burnley's sake this win isn't the highlight of their season.Xamonas Chegwé wrote:Fuck! I wasn't looking. That is soooooooo sweet.klr wrote:AB, why aren't you in here celebrating Burnley beating Man. U.?
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I think we should do whatever Pawiz wants.
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