All Things Trump: Is it over yet?

[Tyrannical]

Confirmed by the Pentagon.

The Pentagon is confirming that Iran has launched “more than a dozen ballistic missiles” at two targets hosting against U.S. military and coalition forces in Iraq.

Defense Department spokesman Jonathan Hoffman says “It is clear that these missiles were launched from Iran.”

He says the attacks “targeted at least two Iraqi military bases” at Ain Assad and Irbil.

Hoffman says the U.S. is “working on initial battle damage assessments.”

Iranian state TV says the attack was in revenge for the killing of Revolutionary Guard Gen. Qassem Soleimani, whose funeral Tuesday prompted angry calls to avenge his death.

Trump won, symbolic fireworks so that they avenged something.

Hitler would have liked Soleimani, and defences of Soleimani is return of jedi level trap.

[Tero]

Trump won?
A feeble effort. If he were Bush he would have a proper war. He will pull out. He always pulls out. Just wait.

[pErvinalia]

I assume he will fire some missiles. His hawks will be in his ear. Hope this doesn't get ugly.

[pErvinalia]

[Tero]

Ayatollah Mystified That He Is the Only Dictator Trump Dislikes

TEHRAN (The Borowitz Report)—Iran’s Supreme Leader, Ayatollah Ali Khamenei, is “completely baffled” as to why he appears to be the only dictator whom Donald J. Trump does not like, the autocrat said on Monday.

Speaking to reporters in Tehran, the long-reigning tyrant expressed puzzlement and dismay that Trump had not given him the adulation that he has showered on seemingly every other totalitarian in the world.

“Trump loves Vladimir Putin and Mohammed bin Salman, and he’s even given Kim Jong Un a cute nickname, but, for some mysterious reason, I leave him cold,” the visibly saddened Ayatollah said. “I just don’t get it.”

Khamenei initially tried not to take Trump’s distaste for him personally, he said, “but when it became clear that he liked even second-tier strongmen like Recep Tayyip Erdoğan, of Turkey, and Rodrigo Duterte, of the Philippines, I’d be lying if I said it didn’t hurt.”

One possible reason Trump might dislike him, the Ayatollah theorized, is that “he just doesn’t realize how repressive I am.”

“If he did his homework, he’d see that I trample press freedoms, shred basic human rights, and persecute political opponents,” he said. “In terms of the things that are important to him, I really check all the boxes.”

[laklak]

meh, not much of a response, eh? I'd say it's a win for The Donald, unless they're lulling us into a false sense of security.

[Tero]

Trump has a new hobby: occasionally he is going to start obeying various laws. Not all, just some
https://twitter.com/TheDailyShow/status ... 7511377921

[Tero]

[Brian Peacock]

Some armchair general on the radio--perhaps looking for a job as a white house advisor--has said that Trump has shown enormous restraint and statesmanship by not shooting back at the people he shot at first.

[Sean Hayden]

We lost the propaganda wars ages ago, now just look at how well Iran has played this! --bravo Iran.

**Keeping in mind that our story is that they're crazy**

[Tero]

"IQ of 72 and sunny" required
https://tatersgonnatate.com/thousands-o ... -for-duty/

[Sean Hayden]

Satire is useless Tero.

[JimC]

Satire is useless Tero.

Incorrect!

Resistance is useless!

[Tero]

I think those with an IQ of 72-95 would do a fine job in Trump's army. Just fly them over there and provide air support. A good way to dispose of 100 000 Trump voters.

[laklak]

Satire is useless Tero.

Incorrect!

Resistance is useless!

Incorrect!

Resistance is futile.