The Paranoid's Survival Guide
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The absurd rumours about the addictive properties of Juniper berries must stop!
Nurse, where the fuck's my cardigan?
And my gin!
And my gin!
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That's what they want you to think.
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Brian Peacock
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Rule 246: Being born in a stable doesn't make you a horse, or the Messiah.
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Clinton Huxley » 21 Jun 2012 » 14:10:36 GMT
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"This is how humanity ends; bickering over the irrelevant."
Clinton Huxley » 21 Jun 2012 » 14:10:36 GMT
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They are not mutually exclusive.Brian Peacock wrote: ↑Mon Jan 06, 2020 11:31 amRule 246: Being born in a stable doesn't make you a horse, or the Messiah.
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A rule for fools: there are no rules.
The primary product of pine is pineapple.
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The optimists rule: The rules are not important, what matters are the friends we made along the way.
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"This is how humanity ends; bickering over the irrelevant."
Clinton Huxley » 21 Jun 2012 » 14:10:36 GMT
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"It isn't necessary to imagine the world ending in fire or ice.
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"This is how humanity ends; bickering over the irrelevant."
Clinton Huxley » 21 Jun 2012 » 14:10:36 GMT
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Rule #303 Bang, you're dead.
So you talk about mobs and the working classes as if they were the question. You've got that eternal idiotic idea that if anarchy came it would come from the poor. Why should it? The poor have been rebels, but they have never been anarchists; they have more interest than anyone else in there being some decent government. The poor man really has a stake in the country. The rich man hasn't; he can go away to New Guinea in a yacht. The poor have sometimes objected to being governed badly; the rich have always objected to being governed at all. Aristocrats were always anarchists. - G.K. Chesterton
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Indeed, and this brings us to rule 77 quite nicely. Rule 77: if you intend to look a gift horse in the mouth, bring an apple.Brian Peacock wrote: ↑Tue Jan 14, 2020 2:55 pmThe optimists rule: The rules are not important, what matters are the friends we made along the way.
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Rule #4711: Ignored in the post-colognial era.
So you talk about mobs and the working classes as if they were the question. You've got that eternal idiotic idea that if anarchy came it would come from the poor. Why should it? The poor have been rebels, but they have never been anarchists; they have more interest than anyone else in there being some decent government. The poor man really has a stake in the country. The rich man hasn't; he can go away to New Guinea in a yacht. The poor have sometimes objected to being governed badly; the rich have always objected to being governed at all. Aristocrats were always anarchists. - G.K. Chesterton
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Brian Peacock
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Told ya.Brian Peacock wrote:Rule #159: Now wash your hands.
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"This is how humanity ends; bickering over the irrelevant."
Clinton Huxley » 21 Jun 2012 » 14:10:36 GMT
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"This is how humanity ends; bickering over the irrelevant."
Clinton Huxley » 21 Jun 2012 » 14:10:36 GMT
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Amendment to rule 48: Guidance for the fearful: keep moving dummy!
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