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[pErvinalia]

I see Greta Thunberg is going to sail to next years climate conference in Brazil (i think).

[Sean Hayden]

Those dumbasses. Even if they had it they wouldn't turn it on.

Lots of environmentalists talk about giving up their cars, but how many will give up their washers and dryers?

Fast fashion is destroying our oceans. Anyone not going nude whenever possible hates earth, hates oceans, and probably has unsightly genitals.

Environmentalists-shmentalists, this is about Europeans, the absolute worst!

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All my electricity is from renewable sources, and my balls are loverly.

[pErvinalia]

I don't have a dryer, and I wear clothes four or five times before washing them. I am trailer trash, after all..

[Sean Hayden]

...and your car won't run, don't shortchange yourself!

[Cunt]

I'm done trying to save the earth, I'm going to try living on it instead.

[pErvinalia]

...and your car won't run, don't shortchange yourself!

Yep, I have to catch public transport with the local bogans and white trash.

[Sean Hayden]

I imagine it can be a comfortable life. Obviously having a broken car sucks ass, but the lifestyle in general, I don't think it's trashy at all.

[pErvinalia]

Thanks mate. It's not too bad at all, other than the car thing. I really do like a car. Losing that freedom is hard.

[JimC]

Those dumbasses. Even if they had it they wouldn't turn it on.

Lots of environmentalists talk about giving up their cars, but how many will give up their washers and dryers?

Absolutely no need to. As I've already told you in an earlier post, one can buy filters for micro plastics, or (better still) only buy natural fibre clothes. The electricity required can be sourced via renewable resources. It is a pathetic conservative myth that environmental responsibility requires the ditching of modern technology and convenience, and the donning of hair shirts...

Fast fashion is destroying our oceans. Anyone not going nude whenever possible hates earth, hates oceans, and probably has unsightly genitals.

I suppose this to be a clumsy attempt at conservative, anti-environmental humour. Please try harder.

[Cunt]

Those dumbasses. Even if they had it they wouldn't turn it on.

Lots of environmentalists talk about giving up their cars, but how many will give up their washers and dryers?

Absolutely no need to. As I've already told you in an earlier post, one can buy filters for micro plastics, or (better still) only buy natural fibre clothes. The electricity required can be sourced via renewable resources. It is a pathetic conservative myth that environmental responsibility requires the ditching of modern technology and convenience, and the donning of hair shirts...

Fast fashion is destroying our oceans. Anyone not going nude whenever possible hates earth, hates oceans, and probably has unsightly genitals.

I suppose this to be a clumsy attempt at conservative, anti-environmental humour. Please try harder.

Wow, you must be the funniest ever!

To think I must have missed those posts.

[JimC]

Such a devastating and rational rebuttal...

[Cunt]

Such a devastating and rational rebuttal...

You keep saving the earth, I'll keep living on it.

As long as you don't mind that arrangement, I mean. If you do mind, it could be difficult for you, being as I am not as interested in your sacraments and liturgies.

[JimC]

Humans not giving a shit about the planet is pretty common, I suppose...

[pErvinalia]

I'm going to start the "Punch a denialist" movement..

[JimC]

Actually, I think that Cunt doesn't deny climate change, he just thinks any attempt to take action against it is a Marxist plot...