Gay sex and one off the wrist cause swine flu

[Pappa]

Is receiving anal simultaneously with a reach-around considered a double negative?

[owtth]

Is receiving anal simultaneously with a reach-around considered a double negative?

[Animavore]

I'd rather go to gay hell then platonic relationship heaven.

Platonic relationship? Now that is gay.

[Pappa]

Is receiving anal simultaneously with a reach-around considered a double negative?

[AshtonBlack]

I'd rather go to gay hell then platonic relationship heaven.

Platonic relationship? Now that is gay.

What about a gay platonic limbo? Or is that still non-existent again? I say again, but they could always change their minds.

[Animavore]

I'd rather go to gay hell then platonic relationship heaven.

Platonic relationship? Now that is gay.

What about a gay platonic limbo? Or is that still non-existent again? I say again, but they could always change their minds.

I'm not sure this week. Lets consult the priest who will phone the pope who will climb mount Olympus and ask the oracle who will study sheep's entrails.

[AshtonBlack]

I'd rather go to gay hell then platonic relationship heaven.

Platonic relationship? Now that is gay.

What about a gay platonic limbo? Or is that still non-existent again? I say again, but they could always change their minds.

I'm not sure this week. Lets consult the priest who will phone the pope who will climb mount Olympus and ask the oracle who will study sheep's entrails.

Oooo I do like a good reading..... and when do we get to the human sacrifice.... oh yeah, it's already here, AIDS. Sweet, remember to tell them a bag of bollocks about that too!

[Animavore]

I'd rather go to gay hell then platonic relationship heaven.

Platonic relationship? Now that is gay.

What about a gay platonic limbo? Or is that still non-existent again? I say again, but they could always change their minds.

I'm not sure this week. Lets consult the priest who will phone the pope who will climb mount Olympus and ask the oracle who will study sheep's entrails.

Oooo I do like a good reading..... and when do we get to the human sacrifice.... oh yeah, it's already here, AIDS. Sweet, remember to tell them a bag of bollocks about that too!

AIDS came as the result of a man who had sex with a gay incubus who delights in leading men astray from the 'true path' by confusing them and turning them into women. One day she tried to lure a man who had unshakable faith. He stabbed the demon with a blessed knife whose handle was in this realm while the knife, invisible to us, lay in the spirit realm. When the knife cut the ectoplasm of the demon it cut a hole into the netherworld. It was from here that AIDS escaped into the natural world and has since been causing men gayness and death.

[AshtonBlack]

I'd rather go to gay hell then platonic relationship heaven.

Platonic relationship? Now that is gay.

What about a gay platonic limbo? Or is that still non-existent again? I say again, but they could always change their minds.

I'm not sure this week. Lets consult the priest who will phone the pope who will climb mount Olympus and ask the oracle who will study sheep's entrails.

Oooo I do like a good reading..... and when do we get to the human sacrifice.... oh yeah, it's already here, AIDS. Sweet, remember to tell them a bag of bollocks about that too!

AIDS came as the result of a man who had sex with a gay incubus who delights in leading men astray from the 'true path' by confusing them and turning them into women. One day she tried to lure a man who had unshakable faith. He stabbed the demon with a blessed knife whose handle was in this realm while the knife, invisible to us, lay in the spirit realm. When the knife cut the ectoplasm of the demon it cut a hole into the netherworld. It was from here that AIDS escaped into the natural world and has since been causing men gayness and death.

I hear ya brother.... like them witches, we got to make up some this about them next and atheists.... oh and let's have another go at education.

[Animavore]

Making shit up is fun

Think I'll start my own religion called Jynxism.

Of course, I would have to be the leader and take advantage of all those nubile young girls and the wives of my delicious followers.




Now. Which arbitrary date shall I set for the end of days?

[Animavore]

Right. According to this tatty old book I found in a ditch.

And the four beasts had each of them six wings about him; and they were full of eyes within: and they rest not day and night, saying, Holy, holy, holy, LORD God Almighty, which was, and is, and is to come.

I deduce that the 'the four beasts' refer to The Teletubbies, this finished airing in 2001, now they each had six wings, this must refer to some sort of date.

So if I add 6 and subtract the other square root of the 2nd 6 and add the integers of the other 2 plotted on a chart.... the end of the world is....





Gulp.


It's today. At 21:15. (GMT)

[Trolldor]

's funny cause Voodoo Vince who frequents the Sydney transit system (known for his rain-exclusive precognition) told me the world was going to end last wednesday.

[owtth]

's funny cause Voodoo Vince who frequents the Sydney transit system (known for his rain-exclusive precognition) told me the world was going to end last wednesday.

So is he disappointed or relieved?

[Animavore]

17 minutes to go.

[Xamonas Chegwé]

17 minutes to go.

Funnily enough - 21:15 is the exact moment that i need to take my dinner out of the oven. Don't know why I bothered - I'll never get to eat it now. I mean, it's not like these kind of predictions are ever wrong or anything, are they?