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Re: Meanwhile, in Florida...

Post by Sean Hayden » Sat May 04, 2019 8:45 am

JimC wrote:
Sat May 04, 2019 8:42 am
Sean Hayden wrote:
Sat May 04, 2019 8:39 am
JimC wrote:
Sat May 04, 2019 7:10 am
Many many moons ago, when I toyed with snorting speed, all I ever did is stay up all night playing pool...
--you meant to say wanking right?
No indeed, real pool, in a sleazy Melbourne pool hall. And I was fucking brilliant!

(or so I remember...)
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Re: Meanwhile, in Florida...

Post by laklak » Sat May 04, 2019 1:59 pm

Flagler County sheriffs were approached by man wearing a speedo who showed them his mariuana plant. They asked if he had a medical card and he said "I'm working on it". He's currently in the Flagler jail.

https://www.wptv.com/news/state/video-f ... uana-plant
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Post by laklak » Sat May 04, 2019 11:24 pm

Gang in Florida punishes a black member by tattooing a racist comment on his ass, but they misspell it. His ass now reads "Fuck, Niger".

https://www.foxnews.com/us/white-florid ... o-spelling

Most people don't even know where Niger is.
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Re: Meanwhile, in Florida...

Post by JimC » Sun May 05, 2019 12:21 am

Niger may have to invade Florida to avenge this insult... :tea:
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Re: Meanwhile, in Florida...

Post by JimC » Tue May 07, 2019 9:35 pm

Move over, Florida man, here comes Florida woman!

https://www.abc.net.au/news/2019-05-07/ ... p/11089522
A Florida woman has given new meaning to the term "snappy dresser", pulling a small alligator from her yoga pants during a traffic stop.
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Post by laklak » Wed May 08, 2019 2:15 am

I got a gator and I ain't afrid to use it!
Yeah well that's just, like, your opinion, man.

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Re: Meanwhile, in Florida...

Post by Sean Hayden » Wed May 08, 2019 3:55 am

:lol: --what penalty was she trying to avoid? Is catching and keeping a young alligator a serious offense?
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Post by Sean Hayden » Thu May 09, 2019 7:02 pm

:lol:
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Post by Animavore » Thu May 09, 2019 7:04 pm

I'm starting to suspect of late that Hermit has all the same Facebook friends I do.
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Post by Hermit » Fri May 10, 2019 1:44 am

Animavore wrote:
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I'm starting to suspect of late that Hermit has all the same Facebook friends I do.
Suspect? We are on each other's list. Your profile says "Friends · 185 (21 Mutual)" :mrgreen:

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Post by pErvinalia » Fri May 10, 2019 1:58 am

You just have to be mutual friends of Dries to see all these memes.. :D
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Re: Meanwhile, in Florida...

Post by Brian Peacock » Fri May 10, 2019 10:02 am

When the oceans rise next year Florida will sink into history, and Floridians will slink into Georgia. When that happens we mustn't let them interbreed.
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Re: Meanwhile, in Florida...

Post by Svartalf » Fri May 10, 2019 11:42 am

given the canonical age of a lot of Floridians, crossbreeding is not that big of a concern.
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Post by Brian Peacock » Fri May 10, 2019 12:29 pm

:hehe:
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