Malaysia's state-run news agency is urging its readers to avoid homosexual sex and masturbation if they want to remain free of swine flu.
An article published Sunday by Bernama, the Malaysian government news agency, singles out homosexual sex as an activity that can cause people to contract swine flu, while also emphasizing that "normal sexual union between members of the opposite sex was absolutely safe."
Gay sex and one off the wrist cause swine flu
Gay sex and one off the wrist cause swine flu
... according to some in Malaysia, anyway
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Do they mean gay sex and gay masturbation? Or does heterosexual masturbation give you flu too. I have a friend to whom this is a pressing concern, so I would appreciate a speedy answer.Shaker wrote:... according to some in Malaysia, anyway
Malaysia's state-run news agency is urging its readers to avoid homosexual sex and masturbation if they want to remain free of swine flu.
An article published Sunday by Bernama, the Malaysian government news agency, singles out homosexual sex as an activity that can cause people to contract swine flu, while also emphasizing that "normal sexual union between members of the opposite sex was absolutely safe."
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Is he a close personal friend by any chance, or a more distant mate of another mate?
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Doesn't matter! Just answer the fucking question!!!1!1Shaker wrote:Is he a close personal friend by any chance, or a more distant mate of another mate?
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Is homosexual tossing off intrinsically different from heterosexual tossing off? I assume the fantasy element/content is somewhat *dis*similar..can swine flu germs read our minds do you think? 
I find this guidance highly ambiguous myself.
I find this guidance highly ambiguous myself.
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I've never tossed off a queer, but I've tossed off a bloke who has - am I at risk?
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I did once accidentally have a man slip into my thoughts while I was doing it, does that put me at risk?
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FixedPappa wrote:I did once accidentally have a man slip into my thoughts anus while I was doing it, does that put me at risk?
It's a piece of piss to be cowiz, but it's not cowiz to be a piece of piss. Or something like that.
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Pappa wrote:I did once accidentally have a man slip into my ......... while I was doing it, does that put me at risk?
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Sounds painful...Vroomfondel wrote:FixedPappa wrote:I did once accidentally have a man slip into my thoughts anus while I was doing it, does that put me at risk?
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I find it so funny the way that adherents of any belief system seem to have this perverse compulsion to start making shit up about their beliefs having some grounds in protecting them from illness. And what is it with this repeating notion of masturbation causing illness? 
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God damned Victorians! *venom*lordpasternack wrote:I find it so funny the way that adherents of any belief system seem to have this perverse compulsion to start making shit up about their beliefs having some grounds in protecting them from illness. And what is it with this repeating notion of masturbation causing illness?
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Anything you need to get off your chest about circumcision - or am I projecting?RPizzle wrote:God damned Victorians! *venom*lordpasternack wrote:I find it so funny the way that adherents of any belief system seem to have this perverse compulsion to start making shit up about their beliefs having some grounds in protecting them from illness. And what is it with this repeating notion of masturbation causing illness?
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Ignorant swine! 
Nurse, where the fuck's my cardigan?
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Chest? Surely they're doing it wrong if they're taking anything off the chest?lordpasternack wrote:Anything you need to get off your chest about circumcision - or am I projecting?RPizzle wrote:God damned Victorians! *venom*lordpasternack wrote:I find it so funny the way that adherents of any belief system seem to have this perverse compulsion to start making shit up about their beliefs having some grounds in protecting them from illness. And what is it with this repeating notion of masturbation causing illness?
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I think we should do whatever Pawiz wants.
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Sandy Denny
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Paco
Yes, yes. But first I need to show you this venomous fish!
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I think we should do whatever Pawiz wants.
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